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Title: Global warming?
Post by: JAMES G on June 12, 2007, 09:26:33 PM
Just read where the spring that is used to make Jack Daniels whiskey is starting to dry up, producing a third less water than normal  because of this drought so what is al gore up to in his home state?  :D
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: thurlow on June 12, 2007, 09:55:01 PM
Quote from: JAMES G on June 12, 2007, 09:26:33 PM
  al gore up to in his home state? :D

You talking al junior?  Actually, he's from D.C., which is not a state.  Al Senor was from Carthage or somers nearabouts.  ;D
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: Tom on June 12, 2007, 10:00:23 PM
Isn't that in Grease?    :D
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: thurlow on June 12, 2007, 10:09:00 PM
I think he and Hannibal were second cousins..............3 times removed.   :)
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: DanG on June 13, 2007, 01:33:02 AM
Yeah, they were in Grease, but that was before it was taken in by the Zerks.
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: TexasTimbers on June 13, 2007, 01:47:40 AM
My buddy was Hungary, so I fried a Turkey in some Greece, and served it up on my best China. But he asked "Kenya make Chile instead?", saying his Salvador glands were needing spices and said he Kuwait for it.

So I said Oman, why ya making thngs so hard I am Russian around like a sailor wanting to Taiwan on and he says if Ukraine your neck around to the left you'll see Somoa food in the pantry but Norway I  can eat it sour so Sweden it up a little before you cook it. He drove me nanners so Iran. You may think this is made up but it Israel because Hebrewed some coffee in the end and all was Ghana be fine.

Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: thurlow on June 13, 2007, 07:38:31 AM
I think I got this figured out.........................some folks have WAY too much time on their hands.  :)
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: TexasTimbers on June 13, 2007, 10:11:06 AM
Nah I need LOTS more time. It's just that the gears won't quit turning in my head, and every now and then I have to open the relief valve.

Belize forgive me if I offended you, Denmark me absent from the next Global Warming thread.

I have Togo now so I'll Czech you later. :)

P.S. Did you hear about the waitress who complained about being under-tipped? She said "Egypt me!"
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: thurlow on June 13, 2007, 10:43:54 AM
I think I got this figured out.........................some folks have WAY too much time on their hands.    8)
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: TexasTimbers on June 13, 2007, 10:49:05 AM
Nah I need LOTS more time. It's just that the gears won't quit turning in my head . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
smiley_dizzy pinkie_invert smiley_idea smiley_whacko
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: SPIKER on June 13, 2007, 02:38:39 PM
:D   that took a bit of thinking Canada I try it Samoa too?
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: mometal77 on June 15, 2007, 04:40:17 AM
I personally think the global warming issue is in al gorskies "gut" the more books/movies he makes/money the bigger it gets..
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: scsmith42 on June 15, 2007, 07:33:49 AM
Kevin - now THAT'S impressive!
Title: Re: Global warming?
Post by: TexasTimbers on June 15, 2007, 01:56:40 PM
Scott as a kid I had heard or read somewhere "A country was Hungary, so it fried Turkey in Greece." I thought that was too cool, so I couldn't let it remain so elementary when there were so many other neglected but suitable countries. So I expanded on it and it grew bigger and bigger. I am sure I am not the only fool to have done this. I even tried to google somethig on it but came up empty. Probably just because my search terms are insufficient, but you know there has to be a similiar play on words/countires somewhere.
It never is the same when i spout it out because I cannpt remember most of the countires when i am just verbalising it. My kids used to get me to do it but now they are too old for such nonsense. Not me. ;D
I think that is the first time I have actully put it in print at least to that extent.. A couple of the countires i used this time were  not in exsistence when i first started doing it as a kid. I'm sure a true wordsmith (hehe) could do much better.