For some who were at the Pigroast this year you may know what happend in this picture.
Whether you were there or not, see if you can come up with a caption for this picture.
Get creative like "Was that the first design of the dunker? ;D
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Sorry Jeff, gotta have some fun :)
Tim
Which Logrite tool is used in this situation?
Tryin out Tom's FLORIDA chair...... eh eh Jeff?
" Maybe Jeff needs to read the thread about losing weight."
In Jeff's defence, only 3 of da legs gave way. :D :D :D
"Just customizing it for when that Dave Shepard character comes for next years pigroast".
Dave
Quote from: Chet on August 05, 2007, 10:02:05 PM
In Jeff's defence, only 3 of da legs gave way. :D :D :D
That was after I pre stressed the back legs for him. :D :D
Hmmm, should've spent more for hydraulics...
I don't see anything wrong accept the front legs seem a little long!
"Now... How do I engineer it so that I can sit on the chair with my feet on the ground... Hmmm... "
asy :D
I just want to say that this is the last year you will see any of those white folding chairs. It was REALLY funny when Chet's folded up after his commentary on mine. :D
Jeff was so tired that the chair thought it would buckle at the knees for him. ::)
Here is another for the create a caption category. :)
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< I just want to say that this is the last year you will see any of those white folding chairs. It was REALLY funny when Chet's folded up after his commentary on mine. >
He already has started to to make the transition ::) he bought da green models smiley_thumbsup
Party, Party, Party,,, It's gonna take more than this coffee ta git goin' dis mornin' ;D
Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
Here is another for the create a caption category. :)
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1001....1002.....That Cedarman sure takes a long time to hide...1003...
""Just wake us up when you get close to the end of the story, please""
"I thought it was turkey that was supposed to put you to sleep. No, wait, it was a turkey, talking!
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A typlical reaction to Tom's propensity to bust out into a accopella solo of Swing Low Sweet Chariot.
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Tammy was right; I should have stopped after my third helping.But I vote Roxie's caption the best so far! :D
Quote from: Roxie on August 06, 2007, 09:13:32 AM
1001....1002.....That Cedarman sure takes a long time to hide...1003...
Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
Become one with the tree grasshoppers... hoommmmmmm.....
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"There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home"
Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
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Beauty and the Beasts
or Wake us when Pigman quits talking
I see we have a Green bay fan in Florida. Most of the time they wear green or yellow, but not this time. Pigman do'nt take all the credit I helped them get thier beauty rest too. 8)
When Jeff says sit that what he means. He got Ice trained and his chairs too. :D
We had a great time, meeting all the different members and its great having a boss like Jeff and Tammy. We kepted them busy. Had fun both ways too, seened the soo locks and 3 elk on the way back.
SE
Quote from: tim1234 on August 05, 2007, 09:28:27 PM
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Now we know where the second and third little pig went.
Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
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Tom! PLEASE stop telling us fish stories. ;D
Where was Arky? He's good for a caption contest picture or two... :)
Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
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"TIMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Coz any one of them look like they're about to fall over...
But, I still vote Roxies the funniest.
asy :D
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Amen
I've left a path of destruction behind me. :D
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Where are my P J's?
I can't wait for my dunk tank duties. ;D
Somebody please hit the snooze bar.
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Edit: or this caption could apply to both pics. ;D
Headline:
Officials seek origin of mysterious gas cloud. :D
I knew I should of looked at the load limit of this chair before sitting in it.Too many helpings of grits.
Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
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So that is where all of Paschale's cookies went?
Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
WOW - look who got caught "sleeping together" at the pig roast... :o
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Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
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Kume baya my lord .. Kume baya.
I think we have a winner! :D :D
Quote from: ADAMINMO on August 07, 2007, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: WDH on August 06, 2007, 09:45:30 PM
Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
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"Back in the last century, when I had a Woodmizer Lt-40, I was sawing in Folkston, Georgia for the
Doctor. Folkston is only fifty miles from the house and I do a lot of sawing up there. The DOT cops
give me a lot of trouble about my big old truck and I may retire(again) because of it. I love that truck,
though. The Doctor built a house on his property and I sawed all the wood for it. You should see the
heart pine flooring I cut for that house. The boards are this wide and as red as blood. He had a big pile
of pine logs for us to saw up and he always has plenty of
help and equipment on hand. Those boys he's got sure are some hard workers! I have to just shut the
mill down when I need a break and they're looking around for something to do all the time. The
Doctor wants me to cut my price to fifteen cents for him since I get so much work from him but I
won't do it though. His wife sure does feed me good and she makes the best sweet tea in the world
and always has plenty of it he lets me stay in the little cabin when I'm up there so i dont have to drive
that big truck so much because the dot cops givemesomuchtroubleaboutitIsuredolikethat
truckthoughbutImayretire(again)becauseofit
butIwouldmissmycustomersalotifIdidbecauseIjustlovevisitingwiththemand.....
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dotcopsgivemealotoftroubleaboutit.....
DanG.......I don't care who ya are....That there is DanG funny......... :D :D :D :D
I vote for DanG ;D.
Quote from: ADAMINMO on August 07, 2007, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: WDH on August 06, 2007, 09:45:30 PM
Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
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You just wouldn't beleive it if I was to tell ya.I came walking out the front door and there it was.....6 foot long and stinking to high heaven.Scared me to death.So I went in and got my trusty double barrell and back out the door I went.Throwed a couple shells in her and cocked her back.Steped out the door and it was still there coiled up.Drawed the old double down on it and kablooie .... pert near split it in 3 pieces. Why the wife wouldn't have stepped foot out the door if she woulda been home.DanG thing coulda ate a pig .. big as it was.Told Tom_in_Mo that story and he didn't wanna go out side when he was a visitin.Thats another story for later though. Well ..... They pulled up in the middle of the day to visit......................
I do like DanG's post. I almost fell asleep reading it ;D
Did ya notice how JeffB is trying to distract everyone from the first picture?
Tim
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I'll teach this chair to sit yet!
ROFL, I hope that's not how he trained his dogs to sit. :D :D :D
Dave
Quote from: leweee on August 07, 2007, 10:34:12 PM
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You might be a redneck.....
Another good one Roxie.
DanG, yours takes the cake! Especiallythewayyourantheletterstogetherintheend . . . .
Jeff if you have had the wrecker come get you out of that chair yet mebee make DanG up a Blue Ribbon for "Most Bestest & Funniest Caption" and give Roxie Honorable Mention. 8)
Oh gosh, just when I thought Rox had it in the bag... DanG went and broke that...
The win's definately between DanG and Roxie...
Both HILLARIOUS.
asy :D
:D :D :D :D This is a hoot.
Quote from: ADAMINMO on August 07, 2007, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: WDH on August 06, 2007, 09:45:30 PM
Quote from: Jeff B on August 06, 2007, 08:24:08 AM
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Kume baya my lord .. Kume baya.
I almost rolled of the chair
Now fur da rest of da story
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Tom had taken it upon himself ta fill Tamiam and myself in on da virtues of grits. Ole Tom can be pretty long winded ya know, but I think we did quite well pretendin' we was interested. :) ;D
I think two people need to practice on their pretending. :)
Bob
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If I catchem,, I'll stranglem.
Quote from: leweee on August 09, 2007, 11:48:05 PM
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If I catchem,, I'll stranglem.
I was walking in the woods and I found a snake that was this big around and 10 feet long::) ::)
Quote from: leweee on August 09, 2007, 11:48:05 PM
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And then there was the strawberry incident..........
Quote from: Roxie on August 10, 2007, 07:58:23 AM
Quote from: leweee on August 09, 2007, 11:48:05 PM
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Come on guys you know what its called .... its this big and red ..... oh DanG it I'll think of it in a minute.
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Alright, which one of you sorry jokers put the superglue on my fingertips?
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I wish I had a "G" on my shirt right about here.
"By Scott. There's something Dodgy goin' on. Only one DanG second ago, I had a drink in my hands. Where's that gone?" ;D
Quote from: Mooseherder on August 10, 2007, 04:12:43 PM
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I wish I had a "G" on my shirt right about here.
:D :D :D
8) 8) 8).
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
WINNER! :-\
What's he holding? I can't make it out.
Dave
:-\ :-\ :-\
:-[ :-[ :-[
Me! ::)
DanG you're quick! Thanks Furby.
Dave
I thought it was the monkey butt powder. Sorry about that Furby ;D
This sure is a creative bunch........kinda scary creative, actually :).
Quote from: tim1234 on August 10, 2007, 11:06:08 PM
I thought it was the monkey butt powder. Sorry about that Furby ;D
Needed some today but left it home. :-\
Dat's all I need ta know about dat! :-X :D
If it gets any hotter, I'm gonna need some too ;D.
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I got this close to the cookies before Furby took the last one! :D
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Whaddaya mean there aint no more cookies??
(even the tree is in on what ever is going on here :D )
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OK! Who's the joker who slipped the colored pencil shavings into the Bio-Mizer Hopper?
Someone is an egg head. :o
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Quote from: Jeff B on August 12, 2007, 10:21:31 PM
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Does that flame have lotsa pretty colors or was there something besides mint in those cookies?
:D :D :D :D
No one said you folks got Paschale's cookies! ;) ;D
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Ya didn't want Jeff eatin' them sausages, so somebody put em in da Bio-Mizer......
I think I know where Harry Potter's wand went...
I couldnt resist this one. As soon as I saw it, I knew the only thing missing was a couple of hats. :)
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Santa: I'm telling you that it's a mistake! This blue ox will never get the sleigh off the ground!
Elf: Oh, try it once, what's to lose?
My vote comes here: :D :D :D :D :D
Quote from: Jeff B on August 12, 2007, 10:08:03 PM
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Whaddaya mean there aint no more cookies??
(even the tree is in on what ever is going on here :D )
Quote from: Jeff B on August 14, 2007, 12:25:01 AM
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There is no way Donner is going to let me carry a Woodmizer!
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Adeste fideles, laeti triumphantes..............
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Santa: Did ya hear bout the toy recall?
Elf: We gawt bigger problems. Dare is a bull honed in on us.
Quote from: Jeff B on August 14, 2007, 12:25:01 AM
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Elf:
95 bottles of beer on da wall, 95 bottles of beer...
Santa: I told ya before , lay off t
he eggnog da blue before these family event appearances !
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...OK... I'll count down from Three.... Then you run across and grab the rest of the Cookies... Then we'll make a getaway on the blue ox... READY?!? One... Two... Hang on, does that mean I gotta get off da chair??? Let's rethink....
asy :D
Quote from: leweee on August 09, 2007, 11:48:05 PM
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If I catchem,, I'll stranglem.
I tell ya guys. The other day I was sawing up this whack of real nasty cedar. Why they was all loaded up with knots and the littlest ones was this big.
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Quote from: leweee on August 09, 2007, 11:48:05 PM
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I joined the Weight Loss Thread, and I and aiming to get down to this size :).
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Hes got dem hand motions down!
The eensy weensy spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain
So the eensy weensy spider climbed up the spout again.
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Where oh where has my little red cup gone ???.
:D :D :D :D
THAT is good... :) :) :)
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Quote from: leweee on August 09, 2007, 11:48:05 PM
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If I catchem,, I'll stranglem.
I told my wife here a while back if things keep goin like they been goin making us a pile of money sawing all this wood that I am with my sawmill and all, I am gonna get you a new ring with a rock about this size. Yes I did. I shore did, UMM HMMM
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Marcel, I'm tellin Jeff! He said I could have Pasquale's last cookie. >:(
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Speak-no-evil and see-no-evil.
(hear no evil in the background,going for seconds)
Hang on, I think I got yer false eyelash stuck between my teeth...
asy :D
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Sorry Man, I didn't mean to poke you inda eye.
Quote from: Mooseherder on August 16, 2007, 08:57:30 PM
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I can't belive it. :o :o Those laser beams came right of your eyes and caught that log on fire. :o :o You need to be more careful :)
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Isawlogs: Ne prenez pas ma nourriture. Aucun bleu pour vous.
Quote from: Reddog on August 16, 2007, 09:31:53 PM
Isawlogs: Ne prenez pas ma nourriture. Aucun bleu pour vous.
Do not take my food. No blue for you. ???
Tim
Marcel, they are clearly missing the point :D.
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Sorry, didn't mean ta spit that out lik dat.....I'll just put some more back between my cheek and gum...
:D :D :D :D. I have beenthere ;D.
Sorry Dave, this one is just to good to resist. ;)
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And the next time my Daddy takes us to an Ag show, You best had not sell the sawing mill before we get there to look at it! Ya hear?
Way to go!:) ;)
Of all of the shenanigans at the pig roast, I think the Puppet show, put on by Dave Mann and the WM entourage was a class act. Not only was it funny, but the self-deprecation was heroic and the children were mesmerized. Then to follow up, I didn't think they could, they played personally with the children in the pool and really were responsible in turning the Roast into the family oriented picnic it has always tried to be. It did my heart good to see so many happy children. :)
I agree Tom,he has a Gift.
Here is Dave helping Mary with the dunker.
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Thank you Dave and crew!