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General Forestry => General Board => Topic started by: zopi on July 04, 2008, 09:16:50 AM

Title: Happy 4th, Y'all!
Post by: zopi on July 04, 2008, 09:16:50 AM
Remember, it's every rednecks god-given right to try to blow himself up on the 4th!

Hold mah beer, and Watchis'!

We're off to the Water park and Busch Gardens.

Have Fun!
Title: Re: Happy 4th, Y'all!
Post by: Faron on July 05, 2008, 11:23:08 PM
Just got back from taking three of my grandsons to a demolition derby, the finale of our little community's three day Independence Day celebration. It has been many years since I attended one of these, and then I was working on the track with the fire department. This time we were in the stands.   I made a few observations based on what I saw.  ;)

Teeth are optional at demolition derbies.
Gasoline is cheap and plentiful.
Money is plentiful.
Cloth , however, is in short supply.
The less cloth a female individual has available to them, the more likely that she will jump up and down and cheer at one of these events. Possibly an attempt to stay warm?
Title: Re: Happy 4th, Y'all!
Post by: Norm on July 06, 2008, 08:36:08 AM
I can't believe you were so busy observing that you forgot to snap a few photos for us..... ;D
Title: Re: Happy 4th, Y'all!
Post by: pigman on July 06, 2008, 08:46:02 AM
Quote from: Faron on July 05, 2008, 11:23:08 PM
.   I made a few observations based on what I saw.  ;)




I think that is the biggest understatement I have heard in a long time. ;D
Title: Re: Happy 4th, Y'all!
Post by: Faron on July 06, 2008, 09:18:17 AM
Norm, I would have, but suspect the photos might cause me trouble here at  home, and likely on the forum too.

One more observation-  I believe quite a number of the drivers wait until I am on the road with a combine or tractor, and then get out and practice.  At least I think I have seen similar driving techniques both behind me and meeting me at those times.