I ache all over. >:( >:( My throat is on fire. >:( >:( I cough for minutes at a time. >:( >:( >:(
I have chest pain. >:( >:( >:( I have diarrhea >:( >:( >:( AND I CAN'T SLEEP >:( >:( >:(
Quote from: Burlkraft on October 06, 2008, 08:15:40 PM
I ache all over. >:( >:( My throat is on fire. >:( >:( I cough for minutes at a time. >:( >:( >:(
I have chest pain. >:( >:( >:( I have diarrhea >:( >:( >:( AND I CAN'T SLEEP >:( >:( >:(
yech, I will say the last time I felt that way, it was when I ate some 5 alarm chili... :o
Wow, I hope you're feeling better by morning. :-\
The Doc give ya anything for them ailments?
So Steve, are ya tryin to tell us you are uncomfortable? ::) ::)
Too much stone wall buildin, I betcha.
Get better before Friday. :) :)
BT, I'd stay away from him for a while. :D
Saw this on another forum today.
:) Did not know it may be usefull information.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YO U GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
Hope you find some use out of it ;D
Quote from: underdog on October 06, 2008, 10:51:42 PM
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Already there ::) ::) ::)
I'm ready to have somebody take me out back >:( >:( >:(
Steve, you din't happen to have any 'oatmeal' when you were visiting Jeff, did you? ;)
Hope you feel better soon.
Steve
Lymes-- I had it this last summer. Finale went to Doc, he said to take the pills (cheaper than asprin) and see if it helps. It helped a lot in 2 hrs. The total cost $60.00 A woman on t.v. went to a Doc that didn't know about lymes and cost her $60,000.00 to find out she had it. :o
SE
I got Lymes just after my heart attack. They caught it early enough that I only had to do 3 courses of the medication.
I lost my voice somewhere's last night and my throat is so raw I can't hardly swallow.
I was at the doc today and I have walking pneumonia/bronchitis and if I'm not any better by Friday when I go back I'll be checkin' inta the hospital fer da weekend >:( >:( >:(
That's not good; I hope things improve before Friday.
Steve, it is time to start taking this all a bit more seriously. Plan on being out of commission for at least three or four weeks, hopefully at home and not in the hospital. You've got a good nurse at home so listen carefully to what she says and do your best to behave.
I bet the Rox has takeout and I am sure a courier could be arranged...
BT, Stumpy, some intense monitoring may be needed. You two are the closest, I believe.
Steve,
Sorry you got that crappola. I hope you recover quickly. In the meantime, please take appropriate measures like wearing a mask and rubber gloves when posting to the forum. I'd hate for you to contaminate the rest of us. ;D
Dave