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Title: bumper snickers
Post by: james on November 24, 2008, 09:32:15 PM
recently seen:
when the chips are down
does that mean the buffalo is empty? ;D
james
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: timberfaller390 on November 24, 2008, 09:34:29 PM
As seen on door of pick up: If you drive your husband to drink, drive him to my place.
                                                           The R&R Bar 3210 Main St.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: zopi on November 24, 2008, 09:34:41 PM
saw today, on a bronco missing it's top, rolling down I-64.."Not everyone is on vacation."
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: scsmith42 on November 24, 2008, 11:14:40 PM
Seen many years ago, on a pickup in Fort Worth, Texas:

WHY BE NORMAL?

Also, on the back of my best friend's toy  hauler:

FIGHT CRIME
SHOOT BACK!
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: sawdust on November 24, 2008, 11:39:37 PM

I have always wanted one on the back of our ambulance.

Drink, Drive Fast
Its good for business!
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: thecfarm on November 25, 2008, 04:32:36 AM
My favorite,
If You Object To Logging,
Try Using Plastic Toilet Paper
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: caz on November 25, 2008, 05:20:26 AM
My favorite to date:
                                 You out of the gene pool
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Bro. Noble on November 25, 2008, 05:29:43 AM
On the car of a young lady "sure I do,  but not with you" :o
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Handy Andy on November 25, 2008, 07:15:14 AM
  Those are some good ones,  only ones I have seen here are those "My kid can kick your HONOR STUDENT's  ass!"  Guess those are a reply to all those honor student bragging bumper stickers.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Maineloggerkid on November 25, 2008, 08:06:09 AM
Seen locally- Save a tree, hug a logger.

                  - If you don't like logging, try using a spotted owl.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Ironwood on November 25, 2008, 08:49:22 AM
"guns attract crime like flies attract sh^&" on a buddies dump truck.
ironwood
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: zopi on November 25, 2008, 09:22:42 AM
Along similar lines...My Jack Russell is smarter than your honor student...
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: timberfaller390 on November 25, 2008, 09:36:10 AM
seen somewhere else on the forum: This ain't a log truck, it's a spotted owl R.V.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Meadows Miller on November 25, 2008, 09:38:24 AM
Gday

The only true wilderness is between a greenes ears

Ferterlise the bush doze in a greene

complaints about this truck driver can be sent direct to head office 48 feet ahead
on my mates truck

When i grow up i want to be a Kenworth .on utes utes small trucks

Some ive had on cars of mine when i was young n dumb  ;) :D ;D

Caution veihicale constantly side ways  ;D

There is no work like circle work  ;)

NoR@@tNoR!@e  ::)

If you can read this your dang close  ;D

Rockets Rig . rockets my nickname

The Hill Billy Deluxe .
the nickname my 74 mod 4x4 toyota Cruzer got when me and some mates where down the city and a group of girls where walking across the road and yelld out its the hill billy deluxe to tht we all said that sounds bloody good so the fellas got the sticker made for me  ;D
It was a dang good ute  The only one alot a ppl have seen that can do 100 mph stock std orig motor  ;D .till the oldman was driving it and copped a stone through the radiator n coocked it  :( so its going from a 250  6 to a 350 v8 8) but not for awhile  :(


Chris

Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Dodgy Loner on November 25, 2008, 11:14:22 AM
UGA Forestry Club got in trouble with the dean several years back when they made t-shirts with a picture of a log truck and the phrase "red-cockaded woodpecker mobile home" on it.  If you don't know, the RCW is the South's version of the northern spotted owl. 
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: DanG on November 25, 2008, 11:18:22 AM
I had one on my now defunct motor home that said, "Back off or I'll flush!"
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: KyMasterLogger on November 25, 2008, 11:28:13 AM
i seen one on the side of a septic pump truck that read..."a royal flush is better than a full house" and another on the same kinda truck that read..."this tank is full of political promises".
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: RynSmith on November 25, 2008, 11:34:19 AM
caz beat me to mine

Quote from: caz on November 25, 2008, 05:20:26 AM
My favorite to date:
                                 You out of the gene pool

A bit harsh, but made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it   :D
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: beenthere on November 25, 2008, 12:43:16 PM
Quote from: RynSmith on November 25, 2008, 11:34:19 AM
caz beat me to mine

Quote from: caz on November 25, 2008, 05:20:26 AM
My favorite to date:
                                 You out of the gene pool

A bit harsh, but made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it   :D

That could either be a question, or a directive.  :)
Which way do you read it?
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Roxie on November 25, 2008, 01:08:38 PM
Don't like my driving?  Call 1-880-waaaaaa-waaaaa.   :D
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: SeeSaw on November 25, 2008, 01:26:41 PM
One of my favorites seen years ago on the back of a Pickup.

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Mr Mom on November 25, 2008, 01:39:11 PM
I was at a bank and read this on an old beatup pick-up...

I belive in the golden rule ...who has the gold makes the rules

Thanks Alot Mr Mom
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: RynSmith on November 25, 2008, 02:24:16 PM
beenthere, in my mind I picture it with a comma (You, out of the gene pool), so as a directive.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: beenthere on November 25, 2008, 03:37:49 PM
With ya here.. :)

And at my age, I'm outta it.   ;D ;D
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: thedeeredude on November 25, 2008, 04:25:55 PM
Driver carries no cash, HE'S MARRIED!
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Onthesauk on November 25, 2008, 07:32:16 PM
My favorite has always been, "An Armed Society is a Polite Society."
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: zopi on November 25, 2008, 07:42:09 PM
If you can read this..Thank a teacher..If it's in English..Thank a Vet!
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Slabs on November 25, 2008, 07:43:37 PM
CAUTION  Driver chewing tobacco.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: SPIKER on November 25, 2008, 07:53:05 PM
just 2 I can think of now.

If you don't like my driving stay off the side walk :)

back off or I'll flip a booger on your windshield
Mark

Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: J_T on November 25, 2008, 08:20:24 PM
 Keep honking I'm reloading  :D :D 8)
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: wi woodcutter on November 25, 2008, 08:27:40 PM
zopi I could not agree more! :D
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Gary_C on November 25, 2008, 09:35:50 PM
Just saw this on a Tee Shirt.

TREES
Cut 'em down....
They grow back!
DUH!!!!!
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Cedarman on November 26, 2008, 07:24:44 AM
On the back of a big nice motor home.  "We're spending our kids inheritance".
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: red on November 26, 2008, 07:27:29 AM
Eat Sleep and Go Fishing

also

I Fish Therefore I   L I E
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Roxie on November 26, 2008, 08:13:16 AM
Cowboy Bob has a sign on his livestock trailer that says, "Used Cows For Sale." 
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: IMERC on November 26, 2008, 11:33:06 AM
yes this is my truck and no I will not help you move.....
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: isawlogs on November 26, 2008, 12:21:33 PM

  A friend had  " I may be slow , but I am ahead of you "  on the tailgate of his pick-up
  After read that I put    " Get another another bumber sticker "  on mine  ;D

  Well ya had to be around us I guess .  ::)
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: zopi on November 26, 2008, 03:15:01 PM
Drovers do it in teams...
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: scgargoyle on November 26, 2008, 03:33:14 PM
"My other car is a piece of **** too"
"Honk if your horn doesn't work"
"Doing my best to increase my carbon footprint"
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: mike_van on November 26, 2008, 06:24:15 PM
"Bad cop - No doughnut!"  How'd you like to get stopped for speeding with that on your bumper?  :D
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: sawguy21 on November 26, 2008, 08:54:57 PM
My buddy stuck this one on my clapped out Caprice
"This is it. I don't have another car."
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Rocky_J on November 26, 2008, 09:45:19 PM
"Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints"
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Engineer on November 26, 2008, 10:04:23 PM
My truck says, "Question Authority - Ask Me Anything".  Gotten a lot of comments on that one.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: treecyclers on November 30, 2008, 10:03:04 AM
Some of my personal faves:
"US Marines - yeah, we're Department of the Navy - THE MENS DEPARTMENT"
"Gun Control means using both hands"
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
IF we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: zopi on November 30, 2008, 12:43:54 PM
War never solved anything..except naziism, communism, and slavery...
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Tom Sawyer on November 30, 2008, 01:03:36 PM
Quote from: zopi on November 30, 2008, 12:43:54 PM
War never solved anything..except naziism, communism, and slavery...

War solved naziism, but hasn't solved antisemitism
War solved communism, but hasn't solved poverty
War solved slavery, but hasn't solved racism

These aren't bumper stickers, but maybe they should be!
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Warbird on November 30, 2008, 06:52:04 PM
So let's have another war and solve those other things, too.   ::) ::)
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: IMERC on November 30, 2008, 07:19:40 PM
Quote from: Rocky_J on November 26, 2008, 09:45:19 PM
"Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints"

I have to spread that one around.....
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: BillG on November 30, 2008, 09:41:10 PM
"IF YOU CAN'T LAUGHT AT YOURSELF, LAUGH AT SOMEONE ELSE"
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: sharp edge on December 01, 2008, 11:54:07 AM
next time you wave use all your fingers

when i was young they said i could grow up and become any thing i want to be , so when i got old i became a b ***
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Texas Ranger on December 01, 2008, 03:37:31 PM
Has this one been up before?

Keep honking, I am reloading.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Jayson on December 01, 2008, 04:11:32 PM
"Huked on fonicks wurked fur me"
"Political correctness breeds stupidity"
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: ErikC on December 01, 2008, 04:30:31 PM
  On an old lady's car "The closer you get, the slower I go"

Erik
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Jayson on December 01, 2008, 08:40:01 PM
There is a place for all God's beautiful creatures...Right next to the mashed potatoes
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: sawdust on December 03, 2008, 10:37:18 PM
The RCMP do their training in Winnipeg. Each group will create a t-shirt sort of unique to them. I got one from a friend that reads.

RCMP
the largest street gang in the world
GRC

The original phrasing was largest ARMED street gang
They had to remove the armed part!
The shirt is colour correct yellow on blue.

dc

Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: rowerwet on February 01, 2009, 06:03:26 PM
I sleep like a democrat, I lie on one side, then I lie on the other.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Chuck White on February 01, 2009, 07:01:18 PM


The Second Amendment......     Protecting all of the others.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: thedeeredude on February 01, 2009, 07:59:57 PM
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car :o
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Meadows Miller on February 02, 2009, 02:42:43 AM
Gday

tddude  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D heard that one bfore but it cracks me up every time mate  ;) ;D :D :D

Heres another in fine print one word
ifyoucanreadthisyourtof#$@nclose
on the back of a semi

Chris
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: tree-farmer on February 02, 2009, 09:06:15 AM
One of the best I've seen was on the back of a new Caddy with an older gray haired guy at the wheel. Bumper sticker was...

I got this car for my wife, best trade I ever made.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: timberfaller390 on February 02, 2009, 03:34:33 PM
saw this at the log yard today:
  Homeland Security-Protecting the people since 1492
  Just ask the indians what happens if you don't control immigration
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: STUMPKICKER on February 02, 2009, 03:49:13 PM
This vehicle protected by a 357!
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: timberfaller390 on February 02, 2009, 04:42:48 PM
On the back of my horse shoing truck:
Roy Rogers for Prez
I farm, you eat
Just Ledoux It (have to be a Chris Ledoux fan I guess)
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: cheyenne on February 03, 2009, 04:05:40 PM
Timberfaller are you one of us  8)                                                                                                                           Columbus, Americas first terrorist.....Cheyenne                                                                                                                                         
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Raider Bill on February 03, 2009, 06:03:07 PM
 

(https://forestryforum.com/gallery/albums/userpics/14445/1150/truck.JPG)
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Hackberry on February 03, 2009, 07:32:11 PM
This one needs to get out there.

"We're not spending
untill you stop spending"
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: timberfaller390 on February 03, 2009, 08:10:37 PM
Quote from: cheyenne on February 03, 2009, 04:05:40 PM
Timberfaller are you one of us  8)                                                                                                                           Columbus, Americas first terrorist.....Cheyenne                                                                                                                                         
Yep sure am born and raised right here in the southern appalachians. I just got a kick out of the ask the indians part.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: isawlogs on February 03, 2009, 08:44:21 PM
Cheyenne
I think those Norwegians where the first terrorist to hit us ...  ;) 
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Don_Papenburg on February 03, 2009, 09:18:48 PM
Yah but they didn't go bragging about it so they don't get the credit that Columbus gets.
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: sawguy21 on February 03, 2009, 09:35:20 PM
Quote from: isawlogs on February 03, 2009, 08:44:21 PM
Cheyenne
I think those Norwegians where the first terrorist to hit us ...  ;) 
I resemble that remark. :D :D
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: karl on February 04, 2009, 08:15:48 AM
"equal rights are not special rights"
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Warbird on February 04, 2009, 10:58:49 AM
"You also have the right to deal with the consequences of your free speech".
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Hackberry on February 15, 2009, 07:52:30 PM
I saw this one in Minnesota today and I want one!


"I'll keep God, My freedom, my guns and my OWB.
You can keep the change."
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Warbird on February 15, 2009, 10:33:05 PM
What does OWB stand for?
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Radar67 on February 15, 2009, 10:42:19 PM
outdoor wood boiler
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Warbird on February 15, 2009, 10:43:49 PM
Ah, excellent.  Thanks.  :)  Personally, I prefer my wood stove.  ;)
Title: Re: bumper snickers
Post by: Raider Bill on February 16, 2009, 09:47:40 AM
$1.94 this am for regular