recently seen:
when the chips are down
does that mean the buffalo is empty? ;D
james
As seen on door of pick up: If you drive your husband to drink, drive him to my place.
The R&R Bar 3210 Main St.
saw today, on a bronco missing it's top, rolling down I-64.."Not everyone is on vacation."
Seen many years ago, on a pickup in Fort Worth, Texas:
WHY BE NORMAL?
Also, on the back of my best friend's toy hauler:
FIGHT CRIME
SHOOT BACK!
I have always wanted one on the back of our ambulance.
Drink, Drive Fast
Its good for business!
My favorite,
If You Object To Logging,
Try Using Plastic Toilet Paper
My favorite to date:
You out of the gene pool
On the car of a young lady "sure I do, but not with you" :o
Those are some good ones, only ones I have seen here are those "My kid can kick your HONOR STUDENT's ass!" Guess those are a reply to all those honor student bragging bumper stickers.
Seen locally- Save a tree, hug a logger.
- If you don't like logging, try using a spotted owl.
"guns attract crime like flies attract sh^&" on a buddies dump truck.
ironwood
Along similar lines...My Jack Russell is smarter than your honor student...
seen somewhere else on the forum: This ain't a log truck, it's a spotted owl R.V.
Gday
The only true wilderness is between a greenes ears
Ferterlise the bush doze in a greene
complaints about this truck driver can be sent direct to head office 48 feet ahead
on my mates truck
When i grow up i want to be a Kenworth .on utes utes small trucks
Some ive had on cars of mine when i was young n dumb ;) :D ;D
Caution veihicale constantly side ways ;D
There is no work like circle work ;)
NoR@@tNoR!@e ::)
If you can read this your dang close ;D
Rockets Rig . rockets my nickname
The Hill Billy Deluxe .
the nickname my 74 mod 4x4 toyota Cruzer got when me and some mates where down the city and a group of girls where walking across the road and yelld out its the hill billy deluxe to tht we all said that sounds bloody good so the fellas got the sticker made for me ;D
It was a dang good ute The only one alot a ppl have seen that can do 100 mph stock std orig motor ;D .till the oldman was driving it and copped a stone through the radiator n coocked it :( so its going from a 250 6 to a 350 v8 8) but not for awhile :(
Chris
UGA Forestry Club got in trouble with the dean several years back when they made t-shirts with a picture of a log truck and the phrase "red-cockaded woodpecker mobile home" on it. If you don't know, the RCW is the South's version of the northern spotted owl.
I had one on my now defunct motor home that said, "Back off or I'll flush!"
i seen one on the side of a septic pump truck that read..."a royal flush is better than a full house" and another on the same kinda truck that read..."this tank is full of political promises".
caz beat me to mine
Quote from: caz on November 25, 2008, 05:20:26 AM
My favorite to date:
You out of the gene pool
A bit harsh, but made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it :D
Quote from: RynSmith on November 25, 2008, 11:34:19 AM
caz beat me to mine
Quote from: caz on November 25, 2008, 05:20:26 AM
My favorite to date:
You out of the gene pool
A bit harsh, but made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it :D
That could either be a question, or a directive. :)
Which way do you read it?
Don't like my driving? Call 1-880-waaaaaa-waaaaa. :D
One of my favorites seen years ago on the back of a Pickup.
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!
I was at a bank and read this on an old beatup pick-up...
I belive in the golden rule ...who has the gold makes the rules
Thanks Alot Mr Mom
beenthere, in my mind I picture it with a comma (You, out of the gene pool), so as a directive.
With ya here.. :)
And at my age, I'm outta it. ;D ;D
Driver carries no cash, HE'S MARRIED!
My favorite has always been, "An Armed Society is a Polite Society."
If you can read this..Thank a teacher..If it's in English..Thank a Vet!
CAUTION Driver chewing tobacco.
just 2 I can think of now.
If you don't like my driving stay off the side walk :)
back off or I'll flip a booger on your windshield
Mark
Keep honking I'm reloading :D :D 8)
zopi I could not agree more! :D
Just saw this on a Tee Shirt.
TREES
Cut 'em down....
They grow back!
DUH!!!!!
On the back of a big nice motor home. "We're spending our kids inheritance".
Eat Sleep and Go Fishing
also
I Fish Therefore I L I E
Cowboy Bob has a sign on his livestock trailer that says, "Used Cows For Sale."
yes this is my truck and no I will not help you move.....
A friend had " I may be slow , but I am ahead of you " on the tailgate of his pick-up
After read that I put " Get another another bumber sticker " on mine ;D
Well ya had to be around us I guess . ::)
Drovers do it in teams...
"My other car is a piece of **** too"
"Honk if your horn doesn't work"
"Doing my best to increase my carbon footprint"
"Bad cop - No doughnut!" How'd you like to get stopped for speeding with that on your bumper? :D
My buddy stuck this one on my clapped out Caprice
"This is it. I don't have another car."
"Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints"
My truck says, "Question Authority - Ask Me Anything". Gotten a lot of comments on that one.
Some of my personal faves:
"US Marines - yeah, we're Department of the Navy - THE MENS DEPARTMENT"
"Gun Control means using both hands"
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
IF we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
War never solved anything..except naziism, communism, and slavery...
Quote from: zopi on November 30, 2008, 12:43:54 PM
War never solved anything..except naziism, communism, and slavery...
War solved naziism, but hasn't solved antisemitism
War solved communism, but hasn't solved poverty
War solved slavery, but hasn't solved racism
These aren't bumper stickers, but maybe they should be!
So let's have another war and solve those other things, too. ::) ::)
Quote from: Rocky_J on November 26, 2008, 09:45:19 PM
"Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints"
I have to spread that one around.....
"IF YOU CAN'T LAUGHT AT YOURSELF, LAUGH AT SOMEONE ELSE"
next time you wave use all your fingers
when i was young they said i could grow up and become any thing i want to be , so when i got old i became a b ***
Has this one been up before?
Keep honking, I am reloading.
"Huked on fonicks wurked fur me"
"Political correctness breeds stupidity"
On an old lady's car "The closer you get, the slower I go"
Erik
There is a place for all God's beautiful creatures...Right next to the mashed potatoes
The RCMP do their training in Winnipeg. Each group will create a t-shirt sort of unique to them. I got one from a friend that reads.
RCMP
the largest street gang in the world
GRC
The original phrasing was largest ARMED street gang
They had to remove the armed part!
The shirt is colour correct yellow on blue.
dc
I sleep like a democrat, I lie on one side, then I lie on the other.
The Second Amendment...... Protecting all of the others.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car :o
Gday
tddude :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D heard that one bfore but it cracks me up every time mate ;) ;D :D :D
Heres another in fine print one word
ifyoucanreadthisyourtof#$@nclose
on the back of a semi
Chris
One of the best I've seen was on the back of a new Caddy with an older gray haired guy at the wheel. Bumper sticker was...
I got this car for my wife, best trade I ever made.
saw this at the log yard today:
Homeland Security-Protecting the people since 1492
Just ask the indians what happens if you don't control immigration
This vehicle protected by a 357!
On the back of my horse shoing truck:
Roy Rogers for Prez
I farm, you eat
Just Ledoux It (have to be a Chris Ledoux fan I guess)
Timberfaller are you one of us 8) Columbus, Americas first terrorist.....Cheyenne
(https://forestryforum.com/gallery/albums/userpics/14445/1150/truck.JPG)
This one needs to get out there.
"We're not spending
untill you stop spending"
Quote from: cheyenne on February 03, 2009, 04:05:40 PM
Timberfaller are you one of us 8) Columbus, Americas first terrorist.....Cheyenne
Yep sure am born and raised right here in the southern appalachians. I just got a kick out of the ask the indians part.
Cheyenne
I think those Norwegians where the first terrorist to hit us ... ;)
Yah but they didn't go bragging about it so they don't get the credit that Columbus gets.
Quote from: isawlogs on February 03, 2009, 08:44:21 PM
Cheyenne
I think those Norwegians where the first terrorist to hit us ... ;)
I resemble that remark. :D :D
"equal rights are not special rights"
"You also have the right to deal with the consequences of your free speech".
I saw this one in Minnesota today and I want one!
"I'll keep God, My freedom, my guns and my OWB.
You can keep the change."
What does OWB stand for?
outdoor wood boiler
Ah, excellent. Thanks. :) Personally, I prefer my wood stove. ;)
$1.94 this am for regular