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General Forestry => Sawmills and Milling => Topic started by: Magicman on January 05, 2011, 08:13:23 PM

Title: One step closer
Post by: Magicman on January 05, 2011, 08:13:23 PM
I told Da customer dat if he had made one step closer to Da log, he would have gotten Da limbs trimmed off.   ;D


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I got yoopered up and forgot to attach the picture.   :D
Title: Re: One step closer
Post by: pigman on January 05, 2011, 08:18:01 PM
When a customer brings in logs with 2ft limb stubs I hand them a can of chainsaw gas. They always ask what the gas is for and I reply" I assume you ran out of gas while trimming the logs." ::)
Title: Re: One step closer
Post by: Busy Beaver Lumber on January 05, 2011, 08:43:03 PM
You should have mounted it to a piece of plywood at the base and told him that his coat rack was ready to be picked up. :)
Title: Re: One step closer
Post by: redbeard on January 05, 2011, 08:44:58 PM
I made the mistake when i first got my mill of trying to roll a log with limb stubble on it and i hooked a hydraulic line got lucky didnt' hurt nothing but i make sure logs are well shaved now. That log would make a nice hat rack though.
Title: Re: One step closer
Post by: Jeff on January 05, 2011, 08:49:42 PM
Quote from: Magicman on January 05, 2011, 08:13:23 PM
I told Da customer dat if he had made one step closer to Da log, he would have gotten Da limbs trimmed off.   ;D

You talk funny.
Title: Re: One step closer
Post by: Bill Gaiche on January 05, 2011, 09:01:03 PM
Jeff I think that Tennessee lingo has slid down to Mississippi. bg
Title: Re: One step closer
Post by: Magicman on January 05, 2011, 09:09:25 PM
Ya'll had better quit chucking my wood !!!
Title: Re: One step closer
Post by: ATLGA on January 06, 2011, 12:17:58 AM
" Hey you woodchucks!... Quit chucking my wood!"  I love that commercial!! nothing a good varmint rifle couldnt fix.