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Title: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Raider Bill on January 15, 2011, 01:54:32 PM
This is good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1NsC98xVN0&feature=youtu.be&a
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Banjo picker on January 15, 2011, 02:54:46 PM
I would have to agree...that was pretty good...Tim
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Tom on January 15, 2011, 03:18:10 PM
I just about laughed myself out of the chair. 

Bill Cosby is a real artist.  He turned that impromptu interview into a "Who's on First" without blinking an eye.

It's a good thing we didn't draw the maps for General Sherman or  he'd never have found the Ocean.  :D :D
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Chuck White on January 15, 2011, 05:39:11 PM
Now that was funny.  :D

Wife even came over to ask what's so funny.
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: pigman on January 15, 2011, 05:53:07 PM
What's so funny, everyone should know that North is actually south of Columbia. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: SwampDonkey on January 15, 2011, 06:14:39 PM
I understand'm perfectly. They are afraid of snow and cold because the grits don't generate enough heat and energy for the first part of the day. ;D
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: lumberjack48 on January 15, 2011, 06:46:57 PM
Thank you Bill, i needed a little humor, have wipe my eyes
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: timberfaller390 on January 15, 2011, 08:19:17 PM
Quote from: SwampDonkey on January 15, 2011, 06:14:39 PM
I understand'm perfectly. They are afraid of snow and cold because the grits don't generate enough heat and energy for the first part of the day. ;D

Yes, cold sucks, snow is worse but anybody that can't live on grits just ain't eating enough.
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: SwampDonkey on January 15, 2011, 08:32:18 PM
What's the required/recommended dosage? ;)

One of my favorite comic movies is "My Cousin Vinny" both for Herman Munster and for the scenes about making grits in the restaurant and in court drilling the guy over how grits is suppose to be made. 

What is a yute? :D :D
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Radar67 on January 15, 2011, 08:36:45 PM
All you can stand, then double it. Twice a day!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: SwampDonkey on January 15, 2011, 08:45:46 PM
I'd probably develop the colic. :D
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: paul case on January 15, 2011, 09:14:39 PM
the part that was real funny is ''north is southeast of west ,south carolina!!!''

i was scratching my head! pc
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Magicman on January 15, 2011, 09:57:20 PM
That was a nice chuckle.   :D :D
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Norm on January 16, 2011, 07:05:14 AM
That's funny!

Thanks Bill, Bill Cosby is one of my favorite all time comedians. :D
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Chuck White on January 16, 2011, 09:59:42 AM
Couldn't stand it anymore, I had to get the map out and find North, South Carolina.

North is South East of West South Carolina.  Same as South West of East South Carolina.  ;D

That kind of thinkin' can make your head hurt!  ;)
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Banjo picker on January 16, 2011, 01:45:41 PM
Now if you just knew how Due West fits in.... :)  Tim
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Magicman on January 16, 2011, 05:17:50 PM
I sawed a job between D'Lo and Soso.  They are both East of Shivers and North of Hot Coffee, and I had to drive through Hog Chain to get there.

Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: Bibbyman on January 16, 2011, 07:06:44 PM
There is a town south of us named "Enon".  Story goes that when they put the rail road in they planned for a station about every 8 miles.   They got to this place and there was nothing there.  So, on the map it was marked "None".  Can't name a town None so they just turned it around – Enon.

B.T.W.  I could understand the lady perfectly.  I love southern accents.  I love to listen to RMay's wife Vester talk. 
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: whiskers on January 16, 2011, 07:23:52 PM
North is easy to find. It''s 30 miles Southwest of Eastover, 20 miles South of West Columbia 85 miles Southeast of Due West and 83 miles Northwest of North Charleston, or you can follow the C130s to North Field.
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: isawlogs on January 16, 2011, 08:53:17 PM

I was raised in Northfield , wich is east of Gracefield , wich is 60 miles north of West hull , wich is north of Ottawa :)
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: SwampDonkey on January 16, 2011, 09:39:45 PM
Was born and raised and deeply rooted in northwestern NB. Where the snow piles deep, see the sun at least once a week, wind always blows, and black flies hum all summer long. :D
Title: Re: Understanding Southerners
Post by: PC-Urban-Sawyer on January 16, 2011, 09:42:42 PM
When I was 11-12 yrs old we lived in Day, Florida. The old folks said there used to be another small town down the roade named Night...