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Title: My number's up?
Post by: SasquatchMan on December 03, 2003, 08:01:57 PM
Get this - just found out that the lady who used to own my house used to work at the vet clinic in town.  Her husband killed himself.  

My wife now works at said clinic, I wonder if I should start taking happy pills? ???
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: pasbuild on December 03, 2003, 09:10:33 PM
That or chill pills ;D
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: Patty on December 04, 2003, 02:21:03 PM
Yikes!  :o

That's pretty spooky.

With that news I thinks I'd be takin' happy chill pills daily, and wash em down with a couple beers. Either that or have the wife change jobs.
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: Stan on December 04, 2003, 03:51:24 PM
Are you gonna drag this out, or git it over with?  :-/
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: SasquatchMan on December 04, 2003, 04:16:39 PM
Stan, thanks for the moral support, or whatever it was you offered! ;)

Patty, do you know an antidepressant single malt scotch?
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: Jeff on December 04, 2003, 05:59:07 PM
QuoteAre you gonna drag this out, or git it over with?  :-/

Black Humor. I jest love it. :D
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: Norm on December 05, 2003, 04:09:53 AM
Well at least you don't have to worry if you come home unexpectedly and find a strange man in your home. Unless of course it's an insurance salesman. ;D

Jeez Stan I wished you'd warned me I bought spit coffee all over my monitor. :D
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: etat on December 05, 2003, 08:27:04 AM
I need your personal info for insurance purposes!  No need of offin yerself without at least some of us profitin! 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: SasquatchMan on December 05, 2003, 11:04:10 AM
Heheh... I already looked into that - I can't kill myself for two years after my insurance policy goes into effect (or I have to make it look like an accident).
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: Mark M on December 05, 2003, 03:01:08 PM
Quote.....Patty, do you know an antidepressant single malt scotch?

I think they all are!  :)
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: Stan on December 05, 2003, 09:50:31 PM
Jest keep heatin' your combination wood shop/car storage area with that wood burnin' stove. Everybody'll think it were an aksident.  :'(
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: SasquatchMan on December 07, 2003, 04:36:42 PM
Mark, Single Malts are antidepressant right until you get to the check-out counter, and then they get real depressing!  Bushmills makes a 16yr old malt that is really good, and because it's an Irish rather than Scotch whiskey, the price is reasonable.  Maybe I better try a bottle of that...  



Stan, it's only when I load the stove when wearing a shirt-full of paint thinner that things get dicey! ;)
Title: Re: My number's up?
Post by: Stan on December 08, 2003, 02:03:54 AM
I wouldn't worry about that shirt catchin' on fire, the iodine in your adult beverage'll get cha. :-/