OK, I know I can't be the only one. When cruising the list of "unread post since you last visit" I often read the topic titles and have some cynical or smart Axx response run through my head based on that topic title. ::) To avoid being banished from the FF, I've refrained from responding to these post with my initial cynical thought.
Here are some examples of the more harmless ones that hit me tonight:
White pines and woodpeckers - Sounds like a good book. I need to check Amazon for it.
What happens when the Wife wants chickens? - You really need to ask? Just go get the feed.
advice for my woodlot - You're wasting your time. Woodlots never listen anyway.
How do they grow - Mary Mary, quite contrary....
Eastern Red Cedar for shingles - I'd see a doctor first. There's probably better medication available these days.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Stop!!!!My ribs hurt!
Dave, your answers sound good to me. I don't think you have a problem.
;D
I was thinking the same thing with the chicken thread. :D
I, too, have such a problem. I often go so far as to write a snarky reply, and then delete instead of posting. It's therapeutic in a sick sort of way. My mind doesn't GO to the gutter; it lives there!
My name is David, I too Have a problem, and laughing seems to be the only cure ;D ;D ;D thanks dave for the morning start!
Sounds like we need a restricted thread for those that like geometry. You know, those that think in right angles and tangents.
Thanks for the smile. :)
I love lightheartedness. You are either happy or other folks think that you are up to something. Either way....you win. ;D
Poston, the mental imagery is almost beyond comprehension. Hilarious.
You were doing what during what ??? :o
I'll bet you text and drive .....
I just, I ... Poston, you're a bad man! LOL
Me and the misses went to the glory hole yesterday.
what do you call an older math teacher retired on the beach in Florida?
Tan Gent
that's really bad, woodmills1!
really bad
I wonder if he has cosigned for any loans?
**steps in, clears throat, shuts door**
*looks around innocently, whistles out of tune, shuffles feet*
If i didn't follow my self imposed ,no posting after a 6 pack rule i would have been kicked off long ago.
Also, you mathematicians - Did you know it's illegal to drink and derive?
Roger
Roger, that's an integral part of math!
You folks seem to have all the angles covered.
The funny thing is that before I read this post, I immediately thought:
My name is Dave and I have a problem: Hi Dave. Welcome to your first 12 step meeting. Lets give a round of applause to Dave for coming to us tonight. Now who would like to share....
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Quote from: kilgrosh on February 26, 2013, 08:35:36 PM
The funny thing is that before I read this post, I immediately thought:
My name is Dave and I have a problem: Hi Dave. Welcome to your first 12 step meeting. Lets give a round of applause to Dave for coming to us tonight. Now who would like to share....
:D :D :D :D :D :D
That pretty well sums up all the plusses and minuses of this thread. ;D ;D