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Title: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: DR Buck on February 24, 2013, 10:15:25 PM
OK, I know I can't be the only one.   When cruising the list of  "unread post since you last visit"  I often read the topic titles and have some cynical or smart Axx response run through my head based on that topic title.   ::)   To avoid being banished from the FF, I've refrained from responding to these post with my initial cynical thought.

Here are some examples of the more harmless ones that hit me tonight:

White pines and woodpeckers   - Sounds like a good book.  I need to check Amazon for it.
What happens when the Wife wants chickens? -  You really need to ask?  Just go get the feed.
advice for my woodlot  -  You're wasting your time.  Woodlots never listen anyway.
How do they grow -  Mary Mary, quite contrary....
Eastern Red Cedar for shingles -  I'd see a doctor first.  There's probably better medication available these days.
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: clww on February 24, 2013, 10:23:11 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Stop!!!!My ribs hurt!
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: pigman on February 24, 2013, 11:34:09 PM
Dave, your answers sound good to me. I don't think you have a problem.
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Brucer on February 24, 2013, 11:35:53 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: thecfarm on February 25, 2013, 06:14:22 AM
I was thinking the same thing with the chicken thread.  :D
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: scgargoyle on February 25, 2013, 06:44:06 AM
I, too, have such a problem. I often go so far as to write a snarky reply, and then delete instead of posting. It's therapeutic in a sick sort of way. My mind doesn't GO to the gutter; it lives there!
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: drobertson on February 25, 2013, 07:37:01 AM
My name is David, I too Have a problem, and laughing seems to be the only cure ;D ;D ;D  thanks dave for the morning start!
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Cedarman on February 25, 2013, 07:37:36 AM
Sounds like we need a restricted thread for those that like geometry.  You know, those that think in right angles and tangents.
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Magicman on February 25, 2013, 08:07:47 AM
Thanks for the smile.   :)

I love lightheartedness.  You are either happy or other folks think that you are up to something.  Either way....you win.   ;D
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Cedarman on February 25, 2013, 03:35:57 PM
Poston, the mental imagery is almost beyond comprehension.  Hilarious.
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: sprucebunny on February 25, 2013, 03:39:05 PM
You were doing what during what ???  :o

I'll bet you text and drive .....

Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Warbird on February 25, 2013, 05:11:05 PM

I just, I ...  Poston, you're a bad man!  LOL

Me and the misses went to the glory hole yesterday.
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: woodmills1 on February 25, 2013, 05:17:46 PM
what do you call an older math teacher retired on the beach in Florida?


Tan Gent
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Dan_Shade on February 25, 2013, 05:42:18 PM
that's really bad, woodmills1!

really bad

I wonder if he has cosigned for any loans?
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Roxie on February 25, 2013, 06:06:22 PM
**steps in, clears throat, shuts door**
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Warbird on February 25, 2013, 11:19:19 PM
*looks around innocently, whistles out of tune, shuffles feet*
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: slider on February 26, 2013, 12:39:48 PM
If i didn't follow my self imposed ,no posting after a 6 pack rule i would have been kicked off long ago.
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Roger2561 on February 26, 2013, 01:01:38 PM
Also, you mathematicians - Did you know it's illegal to drink and derive?

Roger   
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Warbird on February 26, 2013, 02:12:33 PM
Roger, that's an integral part of math!
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Brucer on February 26, 2013, 03:09:57 PM
You folks seem to have all the angles covered.
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Leigh Family Farm on February 26, 2013, 08:35:36 PM
The funny thing is that before I read this post, I immediately thought:

My name is Dave and I have a problem: Hi Dave. Welcome to your first 12 step meeting. Lets give a round of applause to Dave for coming to us tonight. Now who would like to share....

:D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: My name is Dave and I have a problem
Post by: Cedarman on February 27, 2013, 07:21:53 AM
Quote from: kilgrosh on February 26, 2013, 08:35:36 PM
The funny thing is that before I read this post, I immediately thought:

My name is Dave and I have a problem: Hi Dave. Welcome to your first 12 step meeting. Lets give a round of applause to Dave for coming to us tonight. Now who would like to share....

:D :D :D :D :D :D
That pretty well sums up all the plusses and minuses of this thread. ;D ;D