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Title: Useful Math
Post by: Jeff on February 25, 2002, 02:36:35 PM

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L****
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

Title: Re: Useful Math
Post by: L. Wakefield on February 25, 2002, 03:54:46 PM

yeah, bull puts most of us over the top, alright! :D :D :D lw

Title: Re: Useful Math
Post by: Frank_Pender on February 25, 2002, 06:08:59 PM

Or, so deep in self that even deep waders will not help the cause, in keeping from drowning in the stuff. :D :D

Title: Re: Useful Math
Post by: CHARLIE on February 26, 2002, 09:41:37 AM

That explains why I've always been an OVER ACHIEVER! ;D

Title: Re: Useful Math
Post by: SwampDonkey on December 11, 2005, 09:29:36 AM

:D :D :D

Title: Re: Useful Math
Post by: Burlkraft on December 11, 2005, 11:13:08 AM

Bull**** has always been my specialty smiley_gossip smiley_gossip smiley_gossip smiley_gossip

Title: Re: Useful Math
Post by: WH_Conley on December 11, 2005, 11:15:45 AM

If you can't dazzle em with brillance, baffle em with bull****.

Title: Re: Useful Math
Post by: Don_Papenburg on December 11, 2005, 10:55:27 PM

Ya beat me to it !!!!!

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