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Title: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on October 23, 2014, 07:56:06 PM

Was on my way to play golf this morning and stopped in for a sausage biscuit at my local hunt store.

There set a display of Wine and Texas Pete bottles.......I thought. say_what

Some guy in Alabama is bottling Doe urine and selling it in Wine bottle and Texas Pete bottles.
I was told how he goes about getting this stuff from Doe to bottle....blah, blah, blah.....just about the same way TINK'S does it.....but Wine bottles? Texas Pete bottles?
The Wine bottle sold for $99.00......Texas Pete bottle?......didn't care to look.

This got my Goat! It looked just like bottled Wine. Could you imagine the wrong person pulling the cork and.....well you get the point! steve_smiley

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Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: clww on October 23, 2014, 08:11:05 PM

A wine bottle full?!?! That's a LOT of doe urine! :o

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: red oaks lumber on October 23, 2014, 08:22:43 PM

what a great combination, a huge bowl of grits washed down with a big glug of doe pee disguised in a wine bottle :D :D

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on October 23, 2014, 08:42:20 PM

Quote from: red oaks lumber on October 23, 2014, 08:22:43 PM
what a great combination, a huge bowl of grits washed down with a big glug of doe pee disguised in a wine bottle :D :D

:D :D :D For some reason I don't think you would get the full flavor of the Grits.
( Steve....Grits is spelled with a capital letter.....I told you it shows respect! no_no )

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: WmFritz on October 23, 2014, 09:26:38 PM

Quote from: red oaks lumber on October 23, 2014, 08:22:43 PM
what a great combination, a huge bowl of grits washed down with a big glug of doe pee disguised in a wine bottle :D :D

I'm thinking the doe p would probably taste BETTER then the grits. :)

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: thecfarm on October 23, 2014, 09:27:59 PM

I don't know,Doe Pee and grits????? ::)

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: sandhills on October 23, 2014, 10:30:06 PM

Think I'll pass, someone else please give a review ::)

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on October 23, 2014, 10:33:18 PM

Quote from: sandhills on October 23, 2014, 10:30:06 PM
Think I'll pass, someone else please give a review ::)

:D :D :D

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: Magicman on October 23, 2014, 11:12:45 PM

You do not have to fool the deer. $$$ It's the hunter that is really the prey. :D

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on October 23, 2014, 11:18:37 PM

Quote from: Magicman on October 23, 2014, 11:12:45 PM
You do not have to fool the deer. $$$ It's the hunter that is really the prey. :D

Good Point! :)

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: curdog on October 23, 2014, 11:52:16 PM

Oh yes, 2014 was a remarkable year for deer pee.

Is that Nichols store by chance? I worked a deer check station down there 10 or so years ago, and it kinda looks like the place I remembered.

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: Okrafarmer on October 24, 2014, 12:58:36 AM

Well at least there's no chance I would ever accidentally use from one of those bottles, since I don't use wine or hot sauce, either one.

It is amazing and amusing what someone will pay $100 for, and what they won't.

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: WDH on October 24, 2014, 07:28:38 AM

ROL,

That was a low blow :).

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: Sixacresand on November 04, 2014, 07:29:02 AM

How do you train a doe to P in a bucket?

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on November 04, 2014, 08:42:01 PM

Quote from: Sixacresand on November 04, 2014, 07:29:02 AM
How do you train a doe to P in a bucket?

One drop at a time.....Duh!!!! :D

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: Left Coast Chris on November 04, 2014, 11:38:17 PM

Who's to say it isn't actually goat pee?? That would add insult to injury....... :o

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: WmFritz on November 05, 2014, 10:19:52 AM

Quote from: Left Coast Chris on November 04, 2014, 11:38:17 PM
Who's to say it isn't actually goat pee??

Don't get any wheels turning in his head. smiley_idea
I can see Poston now... building goat pens and charging $300 a bottle.

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on November 05, 2014, 09:03:46 PM

You need a job Bill? You can hold the bottle. :D

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: WmFritz on November 05, 2014, 09:50:54 PM

Quote from: POSTONLT40HD on November 05, 2014, 09:03:46 PM
You need a job Bill? You can hold the bottle. :D

:D :D :D

You better not say that too loud.
If Vicki finds out I've got a job offer, she's gonna be putting me on a greyhound bus bound for SC in the morning. whiteflag_smiley

Edit: I blew it Poston! She heard me chuckle and looked over my shoulder to see what's happening. Now she bagging every bottle she can find.
(if your anywhere's around the bus station Friday nite, I'll be the one carrying Hefty bags!)

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: WDH on November 06, 2014, 07:07:57 AM

Be sure and get the double strength bags :).

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: trapper on November 06, 2014, 11:23:08 AM

I think there is more bull than goat going on here. :D

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: davidlarson on November 06, 2014, 03:30:25 PM

When I saw these posts about deer urine my BS Detector was ringing loud and clear. However, there is a legitimate commercial pharmaceutical product, a form of estrogen hormone replacement used to treat female menopausal (estrogen-deficiency) symptoms like hot flashes, moodiness and irritability, called PREMARIN, made from PREgnant MARe's urINe, which is effective and widely used.
DavidLarson

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: Magicman on November 06, 2014, 05:46:49 PM

I know someone that is looking for some PREGOIN. :o (PREgnate GOat urINe). :P

Title: Re: I was a Little Shocked at this.
Post by: POSTON WIDEHEAD on November 06, 2014, 07:10:04 PM

Quote from: Magicman on November 06, 2014, 05:46:49 PM
I know someone that is looking for some PREGOIN. :o (PREgnate GOat urINe). :P

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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