Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!
Q. What do you always get on your birthday?
A. Another year older!
Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!
Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?
Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom!
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
"Next time don't eat the candles."
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Happy Birthday DanG and Termite. Hope you guys have a good one and that's for sure!!! :)
Happy Birthday Guys and many more.
EZ
8)Happy B'day, guys. 8)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUYS,
Hope you both have a Great Day.
Stay Safe, Jerry
Aw gee! Thanks fellers. :) :) :) :)
I don't feel any older than I did yesterday. 'Course, yesterday I felt about 95. :-/
Thanks Guys, and Happy bird day DanG :)
Already had one of my birthday presents -- one of our granddaughters spent the morning with us. 8) she sure can make me smile. ;D
And a HAPPY back at ya, Termite. I can go ya one better. We got two granddaughters staying with us for a few days till their new brudder gets home from the hospital. They can sure make me smile, too. They can also make me yell and scream, wring my hands, and retreat to the shop! :D :D Fer instance, a few minutes ago, one of them knocked my ash tray off the desk and it fell right in one of my shoes. >:( :D :D :D
BTW, y'all don't fergit Swampy. He's a Sep 3 babe, as well. I may get a chance to share the BD with him personally. I heard that the FDH/Swampy clan might make a run for safety, and MIGHT try to make it here. I sure hope so. :) :)
Well shoot DanG I never even looked at the calender thanks fer the heads up.
Fla D H if you be buy the channel please tell ya boy fer me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWAMPY !!!!!
A good B-day present from y'all down in hurry cane country is stay please safe.
Happy Birthday guys .
Take the day off , do something enjoyable and drink a cold beverage of choice . 8)
Well happy birthday Dan, Termite, and Swampy, kind of like the three musketeers huh :D
Happy Birthday and hope you have many more.
HAPPY B_DAY GUYS!
It's also my daughter's B-day,<19>,so when we are out celebrating tonight,we will sing a chorus for you guys also :)
Have a great day and hope you all have many many more!
Sandmar
Thanks again for all the warm good wishes, folks. I escaped relatively unscathed from our month with the terrorist G-daughters. Funny how 2 days can turn into a month, ain't it?
Oh well, I came out ok. They only managed to set me on fire once, and Linda put me out with the garden hose in just a few minutes. I'm old, broke, and have a hurricane on the way. Other than that, I'm doing just fine. :)
Happy birthday to one and all many many more to come to all of you .... 8)
I almost missed it.
Happy Birthday to you DanG Termite and Swampy.
(hey,that sounds like Harold's Logs) :D
Here's a belated happy b-day to the three of you. 8) 8) 8)
Hope you have many more!