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General Forestry => General Board => Topic started by: neslrite on October 07, 2004, 05:29:11 AM

Title: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: neslrite on October 07, 2004, 05:29:11 AM
    I went to bed last night and felt fine, but I woke up today with ffews.
   I encourage everyone to be careful, look for these symptons.

1. Do you log on to the Forum more than twice a day?
2. Do you search for tan and green hats with an orange circle in crowds of people?
3. Do you know exactly how many days to the next pig roast?
   If you answered yes to 2 or more of the questions then you may have FORESTRY FORUM EVENT WITHDRAWL SYNDROME.


   You can find relief in certain foods, roasted pork sandwiches, chocolate brownies, 1/2 lb burgers cooked over real charcoal, biscuits and gravy or grits.
   The only known cure is to show up at the next Forestry Forum Event and meet lots of interesting people.
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: Captain on October 07, 2004, 06:24:03 AM
Hold on Kevin, that Southern event is coming right up.....
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: dewwood on October 07, 2004, 07:34:00 AM
Must be really contagious cause I've only been to a couple of FF events and have suffered from it on several occasions.
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: Fla._Deadheader on October 07, 2004, 09:52:21 AM
" Southern Event", Captain ??? Am I missing something ???
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: Jeff on October 07, 2004, 09:56:02 AM
DING DING DING.

Moultrie, Ga. 2004  :)
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: Fla._Deadheader on October 07, 2004, 09:58:31 AM
THAT ain't no EVENT !!! THAT'S a show. A PIG COOKOUT is a EVENT. We had one early this Spring. Need to do it again. We have GRITS with our EVENT.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: Captain on October 07, 2004, 12:21:45 PM
Wait, I though you wuz bringing the grits to Moultrie??  Brownie and Hammond have the maramite....

Captain
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: Fla._Deadheader on October 07, 2004, 02:28:06 PM
  Yep, but, that's a presentation, not an event. ;D ;D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: WV_hillbilly on October 07, 2004, 05:56:03 PM
  Boy I knew something was wrong but I didn't know it had a name .  It's going to be a long time so I guess I better go out side and cut down some more trees .
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: VA-Sawyer on October 07, 2004, 07:50:36 PM
What the ???????????

I seem to have missed more that Harold did.
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: DanG on October 07, 2004, 07:58:38 PM
It ain't possible to miss more than Harold. ;D :D :D :D

I'm gonna declare the Moultrie show an EVENT!  We will be blessed with the presence of most of the FF sponsors. There will be members there from as far away as New Zealand, and as from as close as Tallahassee, if BillBobtlh will get off his ass and show up. ;D  Shucks, I'LL be there. What more could you want to make it an event?
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: DanG on October 07, 2004, 08:00:04 PM
ps:  I'll be bringing grits to share with all the Yankees and other foreigners. ;D :D
Title: Re: Got a bad case of FFEWS
Post by: Fla._Deadheader on October 07, 2004, 08:14:39 PM
Well, DanG got me there. He IS an event, all by himself ::) ;D :D :D
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