This is a real game, as real as cow poker, and not just made up for Poston. Players substitute " goat " for one of the words in a book, song or movie title. The Hemingway classic " The old man and the sea " can become " The old goat and the sea " or " The old man and the goat " depending on your humour.
"Silence of the Goats", well that ain't gonna happen. ;D
"Goat" It's what's for dinner!
Mutiny on the Goat
The Goat of Wrath
Goat in the Rye
Bless the Goats and the Children
Someone, please stop me! :D :D
"Goat on a Hot Tin Roof"
Goats! Goats! Goats! starring Elvis Poston!
I love the smell of goat in the morning. Smells like..........goat
Goatnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a Goat and some
Mistletoe help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Goats's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies
On his sleigh
And every mother's
Child is gonna spy to see if
goats really know how to fly
And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to kids from (<<<Kids<<< Get it? ;) (
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways
"Merry Christmas to you"
:o :-X
:D :D :D Good one Jeff
The Goat, The witch, and the wardrobe
Me, myself, and my goat
Surely you can't be "a goat"....I am "a goat" and don't call me Shirley!
GOATS, we don't need no stink'n goats :)
and by author Larry McMurtry
Lonesome Goat
Dead Goats Walk
Goats of Laredo
Comanche Goat
Roxy it's addictive. There can be themes, authors, eras. A goat too far, Goat on the river Kwai.
Y'all are a bunch of sick people! I am so offended I may protest and picket the home page. :D :D :D :D :D
And my favorite movie is:
"COOL HOOF GOAT"
I'm shaking that bush boss..........shaking that bush.
'Grumpy Old Goats'
You all "goated" me into it;
Goat Wars
Revenge of the Goat
The Goat Awakens
The Goat Strikes Back
Return of the Goat
Moby Goat?
Somebody stop me!! ;)
I WIN!
In Goat We Trust
Quote from: Jeff on December 18, 2015, 10:39:36 AM
Goatnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a Goat and some
Mistletoe help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Goats's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies
On his sleigh
And every mother's
Child is gonna spy to see if
goats really know how to fly
And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to kids from (<<<Kids<<< Get it? ;) (
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways
"Merry Goat Night to you"
This is hilarious. :D :D :D
For the Eastwood fans,
The Goat, the Bad and the Ugly
Two Goats for Sister Sara
Every Witch way but Goat
Dirty Goat
The Dead Goat
Rudolf the red nose goat
For Teriffictimbers and George Burns fans,
Oh, Goat
Oh, Goat! Book ll
Oh, Goat! You Devil
This could take all day..
Magnum Goat - "Do you feel lucky.. well do you Goat" opps..that's from Dirty Goat
Goat Wars - "Use the Goat Luke"
Goat Finger
Field of Goats
Dancing w/ Goats
GoatGuard - the movie.. not the deodorant! ;D
Forrest Goat - "Run Goat.. Run!"
run goat run :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) your killing me :)
it was the goat before Christmas
Larry, his brother Goat, and his other brother Goat wanted me to list some of their favorite Sci-Fi classics:
Goat (In space, no one can hear you scream)
Goats
Goat 3
Progoatheus
Goat vs. Predator
Goats vs. Predator: Requiem
Cowboys vs. Goats
The Day the Goat Stood Still
Flash Goaton
2001: A Goat Odyssey
Goat Runner
E.G. The Extra Goatestrial
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Goat
Planet of the Goats
The Goatian
Goat Man super-smiley smiley_airfreshener
Quote from: Brian_Weekley on December 19, 2015, 08:21:37 AM
Larry, his brother Goat, and his other brother Goat wanted me to list some of their favorite Sci-Fi classics:
E.G. The Extra Goatestrial
You deserve some kind of "Extra" credit for that one. :D
Quote from: Roxie on December 19, 2015, 02:31:56 PM
Quote from: Brian_Weekley on December 19, 2015, 08:21:37 AM
Larry, his brother Goat, and his other brother Goat wanted me to list some of their favorite Sci-Fi classics:
E.G. The Extra Goatestrial
You deserve some kind of "Extra" credit for that one. :D
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If you guys keep it up we are going to have to bring in some ...
"Goatbusters", or worse yet "The Goathunter".
And if that doesn't work we will send you to Goataholics Anonymous and get you on a 12 Goat Plan.
Because you've taken it too far, all the way "From here to Goaternity". A goat here and there is ok, but "101 Goats" or "Goats on a Plane" is excessive. I know that some of you are just "feeling your (g)oats" and "The Call of the Goats", but let's keep it reasonable. This is turning into "The Bad News Goats". If this doesn't settle down you're going to see a "Raging Goat" or maybe...."To Kill a Goat".
I guess it's ok, after all "All Goats go to Heaven". Even "A Goat called Wanda". And thus ends this tale "Of Goats and Men", which might more aptly be titled "Goat People".
"The Goat's must be Crazy"
I'm thinking this has GOAT to far. :D
Love the offeat humor on this site.
Quote from: Ianab on December 19, 2015, 06:25:42 PM
"The Goat's must be Crazy"
I think this sums it up. :D
My nanny always said I was pretty goatabul but I'm not falling for this.
Quote from: Hilltop366 on December 18, 2015, 08:12:41 PM
For the Eastwood fans,
The Goat, the Bad and the Ugly
Two Goats for Sister Sara
Every Witch way but Goat
Dirty Goat
The Dead Goat
Love Eastwood, but you forgot:
The Goat Josie Wales
The Goats of Madison County
Million Dollar Goat
The Goat, the Bad, and the Ugly
The Ei-goat Sanction
Other options are,
The Outlaw Josie Goat,
The Bridges of Goat County,
Million Goat Baby,
The Good, The Bad and The Goat,
The Eiger Goat.
Goat's Head Soup ::) ;D
The posts are getting fewer and farther in between.
What's the matter.....
Goat got your tongue?
Or you just think it's finally gone to the Goats around here.
Quote from: SawyerBrown on December 20, 2015, 05:11:14 PM
Quote from: Hilltop366 on December 18, 2015, 08:12:41 PM
For the Eastwood fans,
The Goat, the Bad and the Ugly
Two Goats for Sister Sara
Every Witch way but Goat
Dirty Goat
The Dead Goat
Love Eastwood, but you forgot:
The Goat Josie Wales
The Goats of Madison County
Million Dollar Goat
The Goat, the Bad, and the Ugly
The Ei-goat Sanction
Oh I didn't forget, I just didn't want to exceed my Guota. ;D
For those of us getting older:
When you gotta goat, you gotta goat!
Grandma got run over by a goatdeer,
Coming home from our house Christmas Eve,
You may say there's no such thing as Poston,
But as for me and Grandpa we believe!!
Merry Christmas... 8) :new_year:
the goat next door
Three Billy Goats Gruff. Oh, wait a minute....
Quote from: Jeff on December 22, 2015, 08:23:22 AM
Three Billy Goats Gruff. Oh, wait a minute....
So, how about substituting another word if the actual word is "goat"?
Such as, Three Billy Postons Gruff?
Boy, I'll bet that'll really get his Poston!
I may never wear a certain style of beard again now!
For the Chicago Cubs, it would be the Curse of the Poston!
Maybe if they let him into Wrigley Field, it would reverse the curse??
Quote from: Jeff on December 22, 2015, 09:02:30 AM
I may never wear a certain style of beard again now!
:D :D :D :D
My wife and I were eating dinner last night at a restaurant in MA. I looked out the window next to our table and almost fell out of my chair laughing. Across the street was a fitness center. On the sign, it said "1 client, 1 trainer, 1 goat". OK, the last part was really "1 goal", but I swear that's what it looked like in the dark. I wish I had a camera on me!
Quote from: Brian_Weekley on December 28, 2015, 07:56:27 PM
1 goat
You witnessed a life changing experience.
You're starting to see us now.....it gets worse. :D