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Title: Kitchen Chainsaws?!?
Post by: JohnG28 on April 04, 2016, 09:17:39 AM
https://club.craftsman.com/blog/craftsman-kitchen-chainsaw?lid=ccn_hero_kitchen_chainsaw&rioptype=CC&ruid=2004543&sid=IOx20160401SYRPRMCCNx0712007x2004543xCCNEWSLPCA&eml=143788110

So I stumbled upon this in my email today and I just had to share for anyone who may not have had a chance to check out this little piece of brilliance!  :D :D In case anyone had been inclined to bring a chainsaw in for dinner one evening but didn't want to upset the spouse, here's your redemption!  :D
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Post by: Al_Smith on April 04, 2016, 09:33:55 AM
That thing would prune off a finger about as easily as a tough carrot.
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Post by: HolmenTree on April 04, 2016, 12:06:53 PM
Interesting chain tooth sequence on that one cutting meat.
Cut steaks and make hamburger at the same time.  :D
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Post by: clearcut on April 04, 2016, 12:27:05 PM
Would you use olive or canola for the bar oil?

Maybe you can use marinade to season the meat while you are cutting?
Title: Re: Kitchen Chainsaws?!?
Post by: JohnG28 on April 04, 2016, 12:37:19 PM
It's hard to tell, but it looks like the power button is above and just inside the chain on the saw body, least that's what I'm guessing based on how it's shown being held. I assume metal cutters since it'll cut meat and all, so... ??? I personally love that someone would get out this device to cut a green pepper as shown! Finally, someone came up with a way to cut those vegetables, how'd we ever get along before?!?  :D :)
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Post by: sawguy21 on April 04, 2016, 01:01:48 PM
I can just imagine the mess I'd make with something like that. Trouble is, I'd have to clean it up before the kitchen boss showed. ;D
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Post by: Gearbox on April 04, 2016, 01:16:25 PM
I was on a cruise and our cabin must have been near the kitchen . I woke to a noise that just should not have been there . Gave it little thought the rest of the day .Went into dinner and there was an ice sculpture the noise was a electric chainsaw carving ice .
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Post by: Mapleman on April 04, 2016, 06:59:50 PM
Has anyone noticed the date in the second paragraph??   ;D
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Post by: Jeff on April 04, 2016, 07:18:57 PM
Now, on April 1, 2016, Craftsman Tools is taking innovation out of the workshop
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Post by: JohnG28 on April 18, 2016, 10:16:08 PM
Sorry, not much of online time recently. Yes, not a real product, but I love the way the played it!  :D
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Post by: rick carpenter on April 19, 2016, 02:12:01 PM
In today's world, perception is reality. I believe it is real, therefore it is real.