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Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Tom on November 30, 2004, 05:06:45 AM
Go to that link given earlier www.grits.com and click on "what is a grit?   It explains it ....kinda.  There are all kinds of corn but hominy grits is made from field corn. Corn meal is just ground corn.

Creamed Corn?   That stuff is good.  All it is is corn.  You boil you some corn and then cut some niblets off of the cob.  When they are off you scrape the cob with the knife and the corn's "cream" comes out of the opened kernal.  

The purer the cream the better the creamed corn.  There are even implliments made that are used to produce pure creamed corn.  You stroke a bunch of little knifes down the corn to open the tops of the kernals and then a spade looking thing on the back pushes the "cream" out of the kernal.  You catch it in a bowl, salt and pepper it and folks at the table will practically smack their eyeballs out with their tongue. :)
Title: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Dangerous_Dan on December 11, 2004, 08:40:50 AM
With all this talk of grits around here, some saying that its a tasty treat that will warm your belly, and others saying it tastes like sawdust, I figured I'd get dangerous and try some, but I couldn't find nothin' called grits at the grocery store.  :'(
DanG-
Yer always flappin' about the goodness of grits, what's yer favorite brand? Are some brands yummy and others taste like sawdust?
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Paschale on December 11, 2004, 09:29:41 AM
Sounds like a great grocery store to me!    :P :D
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: GareyD on December 11, 2004, 09:59:31 AM
D_D and all the rest of ya grit challenged folks north of the line :)

Ya might wanta check out this link....

http://www.grits.com/fallmill.htm
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Jeff on December 11, 2004, 10:04:46 AM
I'm sorry to say, but they even have grits in OUR grocery stores. I found this out by accident just a couple days ago, and in a moment of shear terror THought they had replaced my oatmeal with thos things. I then realized that they didn't replace my oatmeal with grits, they just moved them and made room for those THINGS. WHEW!
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: D._Frederick on December 11, 2004, 10:40:36 AM
Jeff,

Are you a rolled oats eater by choice or by direction? I was told years ago that I should eat them for health reasons, but have hated rolled oats for years. Have you found a better way than just milk and sugar? I can down mine if I have fruit with it, like canned peaches,apple sause. I like ham, eggs,potatoes much better!!
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: DanG on December 11, 2004, 10:51:16 AM
I don't really have a favorite brand. It don't seem to matter much. Grits is grits.  Not a whole lot they can do to make one brand better than another. I usually just buy the cheapest ones. :)
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Swede on December 11, 2004, 11:37:02 AM
I´ve also been looking for Grits in the stores here but can´t find.  :'(  
Most of them has sawdust for pets cages! ;) Didn´t buy any.

Swede.
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Pete J on December 11, 2004, 11:55:58 AM
You guys that can't find grits at your local store can make your own with this simple reciepe.


1 cup corn meal.
1 cup sawdust (hardwood only)
1 cup beach sand
1 cup mortar mix
1 cup boiling water

Mix all the ingredients together and then add some butter, salt and pepper to taste.

Set the bowl to the side for 10 minutes while you make yourself and egg and cheese sandwich.

Eat the sandwich and then get back to work.
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: DanG on December 11, 2004, 12:20:12 PM
Boy it ain't no wonder you Yankees don't like grits, if that's the way you been makin' them. Ya can't use beach sand! :o
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: GareyD on December 11, 2004, 12:58:06 PM
Well dang it, I guess it's time for...

The Ten Commandments of Grits

   1.Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits
   2.Thou shalt not eat thy Grits with a spoon
   3.Thou shalt not eat Cream of Wheat and call it Grits for this is blasphemy
   4.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Grits
   5.Thou shalt only use Salt, Pepper, Red Eye Gravy, Butter and Cheese as toppings for thy Grits
   6.Thou shalt not eat Instant Grits!
   7.Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits
   8.Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits
   9.Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits
  10.Thou shalt not put sugar on thy Grits either

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
GareyD
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: shopteacher on December 11, 2004, 01:29:22 PM
If'n ya can't find them at the grocery store try the feed store. :D If'n there aren't any in the feed store look out back where the floor sweepings are. Same difference. ;D
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Ga_Boy on December 11, 2004, 02:37:32 PM
Jeff is one of them close grits eater.   Why else would he have gotten so upset when the store folks moved them on him.

Dan,

Look in the brakefast food isle at yer store.  But be real careful with them things.  Once you eat em it will be real hard to quite; just like eating p-nuts.
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: sawguy21 on December 11, 2004, 04:34:42 PM
Cream of wheat!!!! THAT'S what grits reminded me of. No wonder I wouldn't like 'em
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Jeff on December 12, 2004, 06:01:46 AM
D._Frederick, I have been eating oatmeal all my life. We cook it up not with white sugar, but brown sugar, and enough to make it sweet. Top yer bowl off with just a ring of milk. All that brown sugar probably nullifies anything good it may do for you. :D

I used to eat malt-o-meal when I was a kid and loved it. Tried it a couple of times in the last few years and either I don't hold the secret mom had on how to make it, or my tastes have really changed. BLECK!
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Woodcarver on December 12, 2004, 09:05:43 AM
Gary_D, I'll have to pass the Commandmants along to my wife.  She is the grits eater in our household.  She usually eats them with fruit, milk and sugar.  ;D    
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Dangerous_Dan on December 12, 2004, 09:43:45 AM
Does the box say "Grits" or is their a proper name for them? Maybe a forum member with a camera who has a box could  post a picture so I know what I'm lookin' for. Thanks
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Tom on December 12, 2004, 02:33:41 PM
Dan,
There are many manufacturers of Grits.  One of the most common is Dixie Lily.  You will also see Quaker but use them only if you can't find the real thing.  Quaker makes Instant Grits.....Ye c-c-h-h-h-h!

Quick Grits aren't too bad but the instant stuff should be reserved for those who are starving to death.

Grits are usually sold in a paper bag with the top sealed by either glue or a band of wire.  The best are Hominy Grits.  That means that the husk and germ are removed before grinding.  It is accomplished by soaking field corn kernals in Lye water  until they swell and burst the husk.  They are then dried and ground to a white, course meal.  

You can buy grits in grinds of Course, Medium and fine.  Medium it the most popular but I really do like Course.   The fine grind hasn't a pleasant texture in my mouth and even though they taste OK, I shy away from them.

The industry uses some heavy high speed mills to make grits now and they produce a product that has a burned taste to a trained tongue.

Look for "water ground" or at least "water ground style" to get the best corn taste. :)

Around here the Grits are usually kept on the same aisle as the flour or corn meal.  Ask you Grocer where they are.  Any Grocer worth his salt should know where the grits are kept.  If he doesn't know what Grits are, then you should change Grocery stores before he tries to sell you feed unfit for human consumption.


Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: isawlogs on December 12, 2004, 03:16:20 PM
Tom
  don't get upset about my next question....Being from the north, is cornl meal and grits one and the same  ??? If not whats the difference aint crushed up corn crushed up corn ::) ???
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: sawguy21 on December 12, 2004, 04:13:12 PM
Grits sound like a first cousin to creamed corn in a can which I only eat if nothing else is available.
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: CHARLIE on December 12, 2004, 09:17:59 PM
Dangerous_Dan, take it from a Southern Boy that ended up first in Minnesota and now in Wisconsin. Yankee grocers don't know nothing about Grits. Yankee grocers won't carry Grits unless someone asks for him to order some. Then they have no idea what to order and will always order Quaker Grits. You have to tell them not to bother with Instant Grits and then they'll order the Quaker Quick Grits.  Quaker ain't the best Grits but it's tolerable and about all you can get in the north.

Now, I figure a yankee that didn't know anything about Grits invented instant Grits. It don't even taste like Grits and shouldn't even carry the name. It is flavorless and taste like paste. Even feels like paste in your mouth. Eeeeech!  Anyway, never waste your money on Instant Grits.

If you can't get your grocer to order some, let me know and I'll see if I can't send you some. All I can get up here is Quaker though, but it'll do.  

Quaker puts their Grits in the round box that is like their Oatmeal box. On the front of it they print Quaker Grits.
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Dana on December 13, 2004, 08:21:13 AM
I am only 100 miles from our Canadian neighbor's and grits are on our grocery store shelves. As was said it's in the oatmeal area. Nothing beats a breakfast of grits with butter,salt and pepper on them, and a side order of fried eggs and bacon.
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Gilman on July 08, 2005, 03:39:15 AM
Well, after reading all those details about the con(DanG! I've got to open up MS Word to finish spelling this word) noisseur's of Grits, I'd have to assume I ate, or is it et?, instant grits at Waffle House and not the real thing?  If so, are those real grits really any better?  (apparently I am turning into an enabler of the Great Grits Debate)
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Fraxinus on July 08, 2005, 07:35:31 AM
Hominy times do I have to say it.....grits ain't groceries. :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: SwampDonkey on July 08, 2005, 07:35:57 AM
Hmm Grits.......well named ;D  Too be fair though, I've never eaten them. ;)
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: karl on July 08, 2005, 08:23:38 AM
After all the talk about grits here, I impulsively bought a box a month or two ago. Ain't worked up the courage to try em yet. Notice that the young'un helping us out have buried them in the very back of the pantry.
As I relearn "the single life" :'( :'( they will surface and I will try 'em.
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: sawguy21 on July 08, 2005, 08:40:03 AM
Actually saw grits on the menu at Denny's last weekend. Wondered if DanG would approve but didn't have the nerve to try em :D
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: maple flats on July 08, 2005, 08:58:36 AM
"Re: I can't find Grits at the Grocery Store.", must be they know better. Tried them once, enough is enough. However for those who like them, DO IT WITH PURE MAPLE SYRUP AND LOTS OF IT! Don't listen to the ten commands, PURE MAPLE SYRUP MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER! 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: SwampDonkey on July 08, 2005, 09:09:15 AM
Pour enough of that golden syrop on anything and it'll come out tasting real good. :D
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: crtreedude on July 10, 2005, 07:58:54 PM
We aren't sure exactly what is going to happen to poor FDH when he finds there is no way to find grits in the store here. I think they are stopped at the border as some kind of illegal substance.

I do have a bag that we are working on from FDH. I will admit, under constraint, that we eat them on Sunday mornings - probably as a form of penance. Our cook won't cook them but we are on our own on the weekends.

Just a quick aside - we had a visitor last week for lunch and she after seeing a formal meal presented, asked, "Do you always eat like this." We sheeplessly admitted we do. Imagine having a full-time person who aspires to be a chef who once cooked in a restaurant. She is really really good! But she won't cook grits.  :D

Anyway, we figure if you bury them in enough cheese and serve with a side of sliced ripe tomatoes - it is worth eating.

I figured I had to come clean because Harold is going to come down and see the grits gone and I'll have to explain.

Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Teri on July 10, 2005, 08:12:36 PM

Uh Fred... Don't you know by now that dad will bring his own grits with him?? I figure that by the time he runs out, he maybe coming back for a visit and I'll have some more for him to take back.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: crtreedude on July 10, 2005, 08:23:10 PM
I am going to have customs search his luggage for toxic materials - the grits will never make it...  ;)
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Teri on July 10, 2005, 08:31:48 PM


:D :D :D

Toxic  ???  Then 'splain to me why YOU eat them?  :D
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: crtreedude on July 10, 2005, 08:33:04 PM
Like I said - penance....
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: Teri on July 10, 2005, 08:38:05 PM

I should have known better than to ask you a question like that.   ::)
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: woodbowl on July 10, 2005, 09:08:22 PM
What's all the fuss about grits?.............Yall' scroll back to reply #21. Dana has hit it right on the money! Now that's a yankee that knows good eatin'.  ;D Who ever heard of putting sugar on grits? Or comparing them to cream of wheat, malt-o-meal or oat meal?  ??? Grits sets off a good breakfast of eggs and sausage, bacon or ham. Try to eat some grits this way and next thing you know you'll probably get a craven for oysters on the half shell. ::)
Title: Re: I Can't Find Grits at the Grocery Store.
Post by: sawguy21 on July 11, 2005, 09:08:11 AM
I happen to really like fresh oysters on the half shell ;D