I got home from Georgia and looked at my mail that came yesterday.
I got a letter from Florida. Florida???
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I figure one of my in laws sent me something so I told the wife to open it for me.
She said there is a card in here with a Goat on it. :o :o :o
We all got to laughing as I explained to her.
Well the card is a Scratch Off ticket......and its a winner!!!!!!
(https://forestryforum.com/gallery/albums/userpics/24625/Goat2.jpeg?easyrotate_cache=1495337589)
I have literally won a Goat Load of Cash!.........$2.00.
I don't know who sent it but thank you for making my life much easier now.
In fact, I'm gonna split it with you.
So if the person that sent this winning ticket to me, you get half of my Goat Load of Cash. :D :D :D :D
Julie was rolling....Paul said don't worry Daddy.....Goat stands for Greatest Of All Times. :)
NICE! But hate to break the bad news to you. The matching 11's mean you won that prize - $1.00 Not $2. So you have enough to buy another scratcher!
:D :D :D
Quote from: ljohnsaw on May 21, 2017, 12:09:43 AM
NICE! But hate to break the bad news to you. The matching 11's mean you won that prize - $1.00 Not $2. So you have enough to buy another scratcher!
I matched the 11 twice.
Quote from: POSTONLT40HD on May 21, 2017, 12:20:23 AM
Quote from: ljohnsaw on May 21, 2017, 12:09:43 AM
NICE! But hate to break the bad news to you. The matching 11's mean you won that prize - $1.00 Not $2. So you have enough to buy another scratcher!
I matched the 11 twice.
Oh, sorry. I'm used to our scratchers - you have to have 3 of a kind to win. You ARE rich!
I buy them things. ::) Had a guy at the gas station say,I don't know how you do it,when I would win a dollar. Easy,I would say,spend $20 to win a dollar. :D and I do mean, ;D ;D ;D
I wonder what it will cost you in gas to drive to Florida to cash it in :o :o
I bet it is more then $2.00 ;D
In that case he better fly!
The goat could run.
running-doggy
PC
More like hoofing it.... :D
I just been waiting to get that guys address ;D
Just frame it, or eat it ;)
Quote from: dustyhat on May 21, 2017, 09:40:35 PM
I just been waiting to get that guys address ;D
:o :o :o
Quote from: tree-farmer on May 21, 2017, 09:24:30 PM
More like hoofing it.... :D
You should have came to Georgia.
Quote from: 21incher on May 21, 2017, 04:45:38 PM
I wonder what it will cost you in gas to drive to Florida to cash it in :o :o
I bet it is more then $2.00 ;D
Florida????
Ticket says Hooiserlottery. May have been mailed from Florida, but got to go North to Indiana to cash that honey hole. :o
I just saved you a ton of driving, I hope you think kindly of me after you deposit that giant check. :D
Laughing all the way to the riverbank smiley_thumbsup
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Y'all ain't right! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
We too have the same scatch-offs going in Oregon right now. First time I saw one at the check out, I too thought of da goat! Poston - you have friends everywhere!
Don't forget to send 5% to the Forum for enabling you to receive this windfall. You should also probably send about 28% to federal and 4% to state and maybe 3% to local to avoid tax problems. After an appropriate amount to charity just party with the rest. 8)
Quote from: gspren on May 22, 2017, 06:50:58 PM
Don't forget to send 5% to the Forum for enabling you to receive this windfall. You should also probably send about 28% to federal and 4% to state and maybe 3% to local to avoid tax problems. After an appropriate amount to charity just party with the rest. 8)
If what I have left was dynamite, I won't have enough to blow my nose. :D
Quote from: gspren on May 22, 2017, 06:50:58 PM
Don't forget to send 5% to the Forum for enabling you to receive this windfall. You should also probably send about 28% to federal and 4% to state and maybe 3% to local to avoid tax problems. After an appropriate amount to charity just party with the rest. 8)
You trying to get the goat put in a pen?!? That's short term capital gains, man. You gotta PAY your Uncle Sam for them goodies.