Jeff-Christmas contest????

[thecfarm]

It's getting close to Christmas. I need all the time I can get to solve it. I know you are busy,but have a Christmas Contest lined up?

[Jeff]

The prizes are set, the contest is not. Yet.  I'm considering a stress free easy contest this year. Or not.  ;D

[goose63]

Stress free I hope I don't have much hair left

[thecfarm]

Stress free?? :     Yea right.
Just like Lucy with Charlie Brown. Every time she pulls the football away. Even though she says she won't. Than she laughs afterwards.  ;D

[Brad_bb]

Need one where I have a chance!  An easy one with some luck involved would be good.

[Ljohnsaw]

Need one where I have a chance! An easy one with some luck involved would be good.

Are you new here? :D

[Sheepkeeper]

Stress free?? :     Yea right.
Just like Lucy with Charlie Brown. Every time she pulls the football away. Even though she says she won't. Than she laughs afterwards.  ;D

You got that right! We are talking about Jeff here (laughs diabolically).

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

There is a "hint" to the answer in Jeff's reply. If you see it...remember it, it will help you win.
The hint is about 3 seconds into reading it.
Don't stress over it....its sooooo simple.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Jeff]

Ya'll. Should get prepared.  You will need:

Several cups of coffee.
If you wear glasses, update your prescription.
Headache pills.
A swear jar.
A sense of humor.
A sense of forgiveness.
An egg timer
A stiff drink.
A nap.
Another pot of coffee mixed with several more stiff drinks.
Christmas spirit.
Visine
A place to empty your swear jar.
An understanding spouse. Give them yhe contents of the swear jar.
A sandwich
Did I say a sense of forgiveness?

[paul case]

Thats uncalled for!

I'm in!

PC

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

When I first saw Visine.....I thought it said Vaseline.
Of course my glasses haven't been updated.  :D :D :D

[Jeff]

Ammendment:
Vasoline.

[paul case]

Way to go Goat!

PC

[WmFritz]

When I first saw Visine.....I thought it said Vaseline.
Of course my glasses haven't been updated.  :D :D :D

I think your sciatic hurts so much cuz of all the headbutts you get, Goat. 

[Jeff]

I'm hoping to launch yet this evening.  A few pits to dig yet and then I have to release the Kraken.

[paul case]

It is there.

I will not be a millionaire. But I may finish this contest anyway. 5 tries in I think.

PC