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Started by WV Sawmiller, August 04, 2024, 08:28:23 PM

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WV Sawmiller

  I loaded up, hooked the mill up and had to get up early this morning to go saw for a repeat customer 13 miles away but I had trouble sleeping all night. I had put a brush blade on a newly acquired SF90 Stihl Weedeater. I've been cleaning up steep hillside in the pasture my now dearly departed mule and horse used to maintain. It was hot dirty hard work and I was tired. I showered and went to bed early and just as I as about to doze off I had a clear vision of a mixing bowl sized ice cream Sunday Sundae keep appearing as plain as day in my mind.

  It started with a big ripe banana cut crossways into 1/4" rounds then at least a cup of sweet maraschino cherries and an equal amount of crushed pineapple and at least that many toasted, coarsely chopped perfectly toasted nuts. In my drowsy condition I had trouble determining if they were pecans or walnuts but I am sure it was one or the other. (I am pretty sure it was pecans if the truth be told) Then at least a quart of teeth rattling cold vanilla ice cream was added and the whole mix was stirred up.

    Now I ask you - who can sleep with a vision like that dancing in your head all night? If you don't believe me just try thinking about it tonight!  ffcheesy
Howard Green
WM LT35HDG25(2015) , 2011 4WD F150 Ford Lariat PU, Kawasaki 650 ATV, Stihl 440 Chainsaw, homemade logging arch (w/custom built rear log dolly), JD 750 w/4' wide Bushhog brand FEL

Dad always said "You can shear a sheep a bunch of times but you can only skin him once

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WV
Don't recall hearing about the departed ones. Sorry to hear, but what took place?  If you don't mind.
south central Wisconsin
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Tom Lindtveit, Woodsman Forest Products
Oscar 328 Band Mill, Husky 350, 450, 562, & 372 (Clone), Mule 3010, and too many hand tools. :) Retired and trying to make a living to stay that way. NYLT Certified.
OK, maybe I'm the woodcutter now.
I work with wood, There is a rumor I might be a woodworker.

WV Sawmiller

BT,

  Thank you  for your sincere and obviously genuine show of concern about our tragic loss of two beloved family members/pets. Blackjack, the mule. died at a ripe old age of 28 over 2.5 years ago. Trigger, the half Belgian and half Tennessee walking horse, died at about 34 y/o a week before Christmas.

Tom,

  May you spill epoxy on your zipper on your new khakis and pee in your pants before your next televised audition/interview with a local celebrity!

  Furthermore I hope you dream all night about the posted Sundae and wake up to find the corner of your pillow missing.





Howard Green
WM LT35HDG25(2015) , 2011 4WD F150 Ford Lariat PU, Kawasaki 650 ATV, Stihl 440 Chainsaw, homemade logging arch (w/custom built rear log dolly), JD 750 w/4' wide Bushhog brand FEL

Dad always said "You can shear a sheep a bunch of times but you can only skin him once

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