Pee outside!? City boys in the country.

[GRANITEstateMP]

I was thinking of this thread today when I was hauling cow poo and had a nice pee next to the truck before reloading.  I'm pretty sure that might have even counted as a pre trip inspection 

[Bradm]

Y'all were nice about showing the city boys around the country.  I was guilty of being the middle link between a city boy and the electric fence, while a friend of my brother failed to tell his cousins to not pee on the electric fence - even typing this out has me cringing a bit and it's been almost 30 years since he did this.

[customsawyer]

About the meanest thing I did to a city boy, was to tell him to go catch that black and white cat.

[aigheadish]

Peeing outside is great and my wife proudly does it more than me. She's usually pretty good at hiding but I went out to check on the garden a couple days ago, then went to shut off the water and I saw her yanking her pants up. I didn't say anything. 

I've only had the emergency pee-in-a-cup in the car experience once. I had a big, like 32 oz. cup and thought I was good to go, until I wasn't. I've never measured how much a bladder can hold but I guess it's a lot!

[WhitePineJunky]

That's partly why I live where my neighbors are all at least half a mile away. 

My opinion is if you can't take a leak outside your house without being in sight of neighbours, you're too close and maybe even that isn't enough for me. Half a mile is nice. Neighbours are nice to have(usually) but at a distance.

[LIL]

We can clearly tell the Country Kids from the Townies at Kindergarten.  

[GAB]

I am surprised that none of the posters so far have not mentioned giving some of those city novices the suggestion that they face into the wind and see how high they can get the stream up, that way they could get a post graduate degree in how to take a urapeean shower.
GAB

[Nebraska]

Works to check on air leaks from a tire you just quick had to slap a plug to keep going for the day.....Hmm reminds me I need to fill the water tank in my box. 

[barbender]

You drinking soap, Nebraska?😊

[LeftFinger]

About the meanest thing I did to a city boy, was to tell him to go catch that black and white cat.

was that black with a white stripe?

[chep]

On a local lilac tour today (almost 200 varieties at this fellas house), semi formal gardens, mowed, many older guests, nice clothes etc. 
3 yr old hollers "dad pee!" I say " let it fly buddy". He proudly states midstream to the crowd "lilacs love the nitrogen!"

[Nebraska]

Nope usually lots of in the truck in a squeeze bottle.