fish story, and you know fishermen don't lie

[shopteacher]

Ah Stan, we's just yanking your chain alittle.  Reminds me of the time I threw the anchor overboard after eating a bacon sandwich. : Well, better save that for another time. Stan fisherman never lie, even if it's only true in their minds. :D

[etat]

This ain't exactlly about fishin, but it's about a fish. This was way way back when I was little afore I learned to cast a hook.  I was filling in a hole when my neighbor came by. Interested in what I was a doing, he  asked, "Whatcha doing.?"

"My goldfish died," replied I, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Just as I  patted down the last heap of earth I  told him , "That's because he's inside your cat." ;D ;D ;D