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Started by Ken, April 01, 2014, 03:59:18 PM

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Ken

Does anyone else take part in this silly ritual.   I get my kids quite often.  This morning while blowing snow I called my youngest daughter a little after 5:30 to tell her that her sister had her baby a couple weeks early.  She was some excited.  It wasn't until later in the morning that she clued in.  I've been laughing all day. 
Lots of toys for working in the bush

snowstorm

i got everyone a couple years ago. i ordered a 12" wet snowstorm on april first. no one thought it was funny

Raider Bill

The City Fire dept made a announcement that they would start allowing Firefighters to wear tactical kilts on duty.


 
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My advice on aging gracefully... ride fast bikes and date faster women, drink good tequila, practice your draw daily, be honest and fair in your dealings, but suffer not fools. Eat a hearty breakfast, and remember, ALL politicians are crooks.

Magicman

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JohnM

Quote from: Raider Bill on April 01, 2014, 04:55:03 PM
The City Fire dept made a announcement that they would start allowing Firefighters to wear tactical kilts on duty.


 
That's retardant. ::)..... ;)
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drobertson

Yea, I kinda like the friendly pranks, this year however got by without one,  stayed at the mill bout all day, only saw one ole friend at the end of the day,  we talked kids and school, no joking around, guess we forgot?
only have a few chain saws I'm not suppose to use, but will at times, one dog Dolly, pretty good dog, just not sure what for yet,  working on getting the gardening back in order, and kinda thinking on maybe a small bbq bizz,  thinking about it,

Jeff

YEsterday Morning my Brither-in-law texted me:

PETE: "HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!"

ME: "I Can't Talk now. I'm in the ER. I slipped on the ice and may have broken my leg"

PETE:  OH NO!

ME:  APRIL FOOLS!

Yesterday in our Living room, Stacy came to visit and was sitting there with her mom.

ME: "Stace, Did your Mom Tell you about Aunt Lynda?"

STACY: No....

ME: "She fell while in Florida and broke her hip."

STACY: "Oh No!!"

ME:  APRIL FOOLS!
Just call me the midget doctor.
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Jim_Rogers

I told my daughter last night that she was going to have Friday off from school due to a major snow storm coming.
I didn't get to say April fools, yet.
I'll see what happens when I get home tonight.

Jim Rogers
Whatever you do, have fun doing it!
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Roger2561

Quote from: Raider Bill on April 01, 2014, 04:55:03 PM
The City Fire dept made a announcement that they would start allowing Firefighters to wear tactical kilts on duty.


 

If you think I'm holding that ladder for you... :)
Roger

Magicman

I had enough truth happen yesterday to worry about being a fool.  And I was one tired monkey at day's end. 
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Woodheat

My wife told my 4 year old that she baked brownies for dessert. When he opened it up, he found two brown paper letter E's!  Pretty funny!

Magicman

I hope that she had some real brownies tucked back for him.   ;)
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It's Weird being the Same Age as Old People

Never allow your "need" to make money to exceed your "desire" to provide quality service.....The Magicman

Jim_Rogers

Quote from: Jim_Rogers on April 02, 2014, 01:17:32 PM
I told my daughter last night that she was going to have Friday off from school due to a major snow storm coming.
I didn't get to say April fools, yet.
I'll see what happens when I get home tonight.

Jim Rogers

So for a fun one, I printed up a page of Brown "letter E's" and took it home with me.

I told my daughter I brought home some brown E's for her and her mother.
They were not happy at all. And they didn't think it was one bit funny.
I'm in the dog house for sure, now.

I guess I'll have to go to the store and get some real ones to bring home tonight. To make up for it.

Jim Rogers
Whatever you do, have fun doing it!
Woodmizer 1994 LT30HDG24 with 6' Bed Extension

Magicman

Yes, I would think so.  Joking about brownies is serious business.   food6
Knothole Sawmill, LLC     '98 Wood-Mizer LT40SuperHydraulic   WM Million BF Club Member   WM Pro Sawyer Network

It's Weird being the Same Age as Old People

Never allow your "need" to make money to exceed your "desire" to provide quality service.....The Magicman

Jim_Rogers

Don't I know it.

Jim Rogers
Whatever you do, have fun doing it!
Woodmizer 1994 LT30HDG24 with 6' Bed Extension

Jim_Rogers

I brought home two packages of brownies last night. All is forgiven.

Jim Rogers
Whatever you do, have fun doing it!
Woodmizer 1994 LT30HDG24 with 6' Bed Extension

Alcranb

Just two?!?!
You are one lucky man :D
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.  So throw off the bowlines.  Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.  (Mark Twain)

Woodheat

Quote from: Magicman on April 02, 2014, 06:13:29 PM
I hope that she had some real brownies tucked back for him.   ;)

No brownies, but ice cream...his favorite!

jargo432

Years ago I called my brother and changed my voice so he wouldn't recognize me.  Pretended I was the I R S and told him there was a big problem with his tax return and if he didn't come to the federal building in the next couple of days I was going to issue a warrant for his arrest. 

I waited for a couple of hours before I let him off the hook.
Jack of all trades.

elk42

Does he still call you brother or. smiley_furious3
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sawguy21

I called my buddy at 8 am on a Saturday to ask if the coffee was on. Called an hour later to say I was home 9 hours away. He was not amused. :D
old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm

thecfarm

I got a birthday form my brothers when I was young. They crossed out the "r" in brother. Made me mad,just want they wanted too.  :D Of course I threw it away,should of kept it.
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Alcranb

Raider Bill, saw this Thursday and thought of you  ;D



 
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.  So throw off the bowlines.  Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.  (Mark Twain)

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