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Started by Tillaway, April 19, 2002, 02:41:01 PM

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Juust another example for taxation without representation.   :'(  :'(  We have the same kind of thinking  in our legislature, here in Oregon.  
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L. Wakefield


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   'One of the reasons California is in such trouble is the exodus of overtaxed people to states with more respect for productivity, less addiction to authority and less desire for conformity to the whims of the blissfully uninformed. Unfortunately these exiles sometimes don't understand what made them want to leave and they try to recreate Kalifornia wherever they flea (just ask the natives of Washington, Oregon, Utah, Colorado... ).'

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   Oh yes, I well remember bumper stickers in Colorado in the 70's- 'Don't Californicate Colorado'. Of course they always got on the Texans too, out of general principles. Called em 'Flatlanders'. Now up in Maine that's the alternative term to 'Massholes'.

   3 fishermen were out in a boat. One was from NH, one from Massachusetts, and one from Maine. They pulled up an old lamp from the briny deep. The New Hampshire fella remembered his old fairy tales, and he rubbed the side of the lamp. Sure enough, a genie popped up, considered the crerw, and said he could grant 3 wishes. Since there were three of them, each could have one wish.

   The New Hampshire fella had brought up the lamp, so he got the first wish. He said- 'I want New Hampshire to always remain the wonderful state that it is, without urban sprawl or the other evils approaching us'. The genie bowed and said-'Your wish is granted'.

   The Massachusetts resident wanted to go next. He said 'I want a wall 75 feet high put all the way around the Commonwealth of Massachusetts to keep all those other a**&&les out'. The genie again bowed and said 'Your wish is granted.

   The Maine fella considered for a bit, as he never had been too fast at making up his mind. Then he said 'Did I just hear you say you had put a 75 foot wall all the way around Massachusetts?' The genie said- 'You are absolutely right'. So the Maine fella responded, 'OK I want you to fill it to the top with water'.

    It's tough to be a good neighbor.   lw
L. Wakefield, owner and operator of the beastly truck Heretik, that refuses to stay between the lines when parking

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