Sven and Ole

[Mark M]

Gotta watch out for those Minnesota boys.

Ole was arrested one night while walking naked down the street of the little town of Solway, MN.

The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's, said "Ole... What in the world are you doing? Where are your clothes? You're naked!"

"Yah, I know," said Ole. "You see, I was over to dat playboy, Sven's, for his birthday party. Dere were about 28 of us. Dere were boys and girls....anyway, dat Sven, he says, "Everybody get into the bedroom."

So vee all go into the bedroom....where den he yells, "everybody get naked!" Vel, vee all got undressed.

Den he yells, "Everybody go to town!" I guess I'm the first one to get here!"

[hydeoutman]

Yeh, I met that Ole guy one day when I went fishing with Sven. Sven was driving and we passed Ole's and he had a sign at the road that said, "Boat for Sale". Sevn stopped and we drove in, Ole was standing by his Wood-Mizer and Sevn said, "hey Ole I saw your sign", Boat for Sale,and you don't own a boat. Ole scratched his head and said "yeh, I have a lawn mower and a roto-tiller and they are boat for sale. :D :D :D :D

[Minnesota_boy]

Mark,
You know that can't be true.  I know Sven and Ole and let me tell you, there ain't room enough in Svens bedroom for Ole and 27 other people, naked or not.   :D

[oldsaw]

Brought back a lot of memories.

Like the time that Sven and Ole were building a house in Flom, MN.  Yah, that Sven was putting the siding on one side of da house ven Ole came around da corner and sahw him trowing nails on da ground.  You know Ole is pretty cheap, and he is much smarter than Sven.  So he says, "Sven! Why are you trowing dose nails on the ground!"  Sven carefully looked at the ground, then at Ole, then again at the ground.  After thinking about his answer, he says, "Ole, da heads are on the wrong side of the nails!"  Ole, being much smarter than Sven, yelled back: "Sven you dummy, dose nails are for da udder side of da house!"