I just don't understand

[Norm]

Ya know Don the only thing I would support to allow Cuba to export would be their fine cigars. I don't smoke (well maybe a good cigar on very special occassions) but still enjoy the smell of a good hand rolled cigar.

[Paul_H]

Norm,
I see on your byline that you are a Sawyer, Farmer and Electronic tech.

How come you don't add Plumber? :D

[Norm]

I should have Paul but since Patty has hidden all my plumbing tools I have to hire one now. :D

Now speaking of plumbers when I was wiring up one of our houses we built and the plumber was kidding me about how I knew how to do that. I told him I'd bought a book from Time-Life on how to wire a house and if he wasn't careful I'd get one on how to do plumbing. He told me I didn't need a book as there were only two things you needed to know to be a plumber.

1. Payday is on Friday
2. Sh## don't flow uphill

Years later I was kidding a friend of mine who was a plumber and told him this and he added one.

3. Keep your fingers out of your mouth :D

[Paul_H]

Well Norm,you kind of made rule #2 obsolete with your pressurized de-blocker ;) I had a good laugh(s) from that story.Our old house here just had the vent pipe in the attic,it didn't go out through the roof.That would have been a real nightmare.

I know a guy that added a bathroom in his basement,and did all his own work .Turned on the water,no leaks,but later his wife was wondering how come the toilet was always so nice and warm.  :D

[Norm]

Boy I hope Patty doesn't read this. She'll want me to retrofit ours so they stay warm also. :D

[J_T]

Norm It starts off Hot in on the left Cold on the right T he last part is about the boss 8)

[Stan]

J_T I can understand how that fella got all that money spent. My youngest son gave me a blackpowder rifle for a Christmas present. By the time I'd got all the equipment necessary to load, unload, and clean it I'd spent twice as much as him.  :

[Don P]

Don't feel bad, our new neighbors...remember I told you all about the auction a few months ago. Well this group bought the place for $900,000...hunting place. Last week new trucks, a Hummer, 4 wheelers, and the entire Cabella's catalog is down there.

They went home empty handed  :'(
Let's see, that comes to...about a million per no pounds  :D

We got a doe last night...someone blew its hindquarters to kingdom come and the dogs found it dying in the creek. This poor creature couldn't have travelled 100 yds from where it was hit, not how I wanted to fill the fridge  >:(.

[DanG]

Sorta reminds ya of them jerk-wads that used to go out on the plains and shoot Bison for the "sport" of seeing them fall, don't it? >:(  :'(

[Gus]

The section I live on has one other inhabitant of the human variety. He's not fussy and already has his deer and I don't hunt. Well, of the animal variety there is this turdy point buck hanging out here, I say turdy but am not sure. I've seen him a couple times and wasn't able to count all the points. With deer season in full swing the word has apparently got out that this big boy lives here and there have been trucks circling this section for days waiting for this buck to wander across the road. Nothin' doin', He aint movin'. Only my neighbor has seen him since hunting season started and he was next to a big slew on his place. I doubt he'll be going anywhere til season is well over.  ;D
Funny  thing is nobody has asked me if they could hunt. If someone I knew asked me I'd let 'em in.

Gus