Genuine Boiled Georga Peanuts

[Sawyerfortyish]

Now I gotta tell a peanut story that comes to mind. My brother and some friends went tuna fishin off the jersey coast as a hurricane was blowin in 6 hours out to what they call the canyons. Waves were 15 to 20 feet and they were on a 45 or 50' charter boat everyone was sea sick even the mates. But this one guy thats our neighbor was so sick he went in the john and didn't know which end to point at the toilet. He came out and told my brother he sat on the toilet and went and peanuts came out and he hadn't eaten peanuts in three days  .

[etat]

My grandpa and his nearest neighbor used to do lots and lots of bragging about their gardens.  Most time papa would win, but couldn't convince Mr Monroe of it. ;D Who could get the earliest tomatoes, who's corn was tallest, the best pea patch, the sweetest strawberries, things like that. They was growing peanuts and Mr. Monroe was getting the best of him.  I took some peanuts, cut the end of of em and glued them back together to make them longer.  I was very very careful and before the glue dried I rubbed in some dirt to help cover the seam, and later some mud to lightly coat the whole peanut. After it dried I brushed most of it off. .  When it was all said and done I had fixed him about half a dozen peanuts that had 7 to 8 peanuts each.  He showed them off to Mr. Monroe who fell for it, and as far as I know Papa never told him the truth.  He kept them peanuts for years to show off, but wouldn't hardly let anybody get their hands on em.