Murphys Law....

[Thewoodman]

1.  It will rain on the day you have a big order to do
2.  If theres cows in the area you are working in,  they WILL crap directly were you lest want them too
3.  Theres always some twit that will try and undercut you on price
4.  Small landowners will help themselves to your wood pile, or expect more than you agreed on.
5.  (please feel free to add to this!)

[BBK]

Whenever large amounts of time, effort and money have been expended toward the solution of a problem, the solution to said problem will be immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.  :embarassed: 

[Banjo picker]

I thought every body knew that Murphy's Law was ... "If things can go wrong...they will"  Banjo

[Texas Ranger]

Murphy was an optimist

[Southside]

Whenever you say you will do "just one more" bad things are about to happen.  Now I say I will cut "a few more trees" instead and I just quit after one, keeps the monster away. 

[thecfarm]

Keep the monsters away.   :D   

Seem like when it's getting dark and I want a few more trees for a twitch.  : Seem like everything goes wrong.  ;D 

[red oaks lumber]

cows don't carry business cards so, they just leave calling cards :D i always do the worst jobs on monday that way i'm not ruining a perfectly good day.( i hate mondays)

[lynde37avery]

When it rains it pours. If you have big plans and hopes for the day try not to rely on them as you hoped for. When I put a new chain on the saw i half expect to hit a dirt spot or stone right away.