an average day with AAADD

Roxie · July 05, 2005, 01:20:05 PM

I slipped on the ice! 8)

DanG · July 05, 2005, 01:35:07 PM

I forgot what we was talkin' about. ??? :-\

Patty · July 05, 2005, 03:02:13 PM

DanG, we are talking about Roxie rolling on an icy floor...pay attention. ;D

Weekend_Sawyer · July 05, 2005, 03:20:19 PM

I was gonna add something here....

Cowboy Bob · July 05, 2005, 05:30:23 PM

First of all thanx for the welcum. I come home and solved the problem of how she ended up on the floor. It wernt ice. It was dog hair she slid on.
Ain't it so..... 8)

woodmills1 · July 05, 2005, 09:40:01 PM

went to reply but then couldnt remember what I haad to say ;D ;D

asy · July 06, 2005, 07:57:41 PM

you've all got it wrong...

HAd you put Vodka in your cold tea, instead of trying to find ice, none of this would have happened.

You would never have felt the fall to the floor, and rolling around in a drunken haze would have served as a lint-brush to the carpet, hence picking up all the dog's hair.

See?

There IS a solution...

Now, where did I leave the vodka bottle?

asy :D

pigman · July 06, 2005, 10:48:17 PM

Great, asy is back. 8) But who is asy.

DanG · July 06, 2005, 10:52:57 PM

She's that sweet gal from.........................uh..............ah.........well, she's sweet. I'm pretty sure about that. ???

tnlogger · July 06, 2005, 11:05:26 PM

I can plce that name ................from someplace but not sure ...ok is she dat one dat talks funny i thinks :D

asy · July 07, 2005, 04:55:43 AM

Quote from: tnlogger on July 06, 2005, 11:05:26 PM
I can plce that name ................from someplace but not sure ...ok is she dat one dat talks funny i thinks :D

Crikey!

I don't talk funny!

It's you lot, so don't come the raw prawn with me, OK?

Geez, ya gotta wonder some days.

I'm off to find the Vodka, maybe then you lot'll make sense!

OH and, I missed you guys too :D

asy :D

sawguy21 · July 07, 2005, 08:40:19 AM

:D :D :D :D :D :D Welcome back.

asy · July 07, 2005, 09:55:24 AM

Quote from: sawguy21 on July 07, 2005, 08:40:19 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D Welcome back.

Thanks!

I"m glad you're glad I'm back, if ya weren't I Was gonna blame Roxie, it's all her fault ya know.

Spent an hour on the phone with her the other day (not game to open the phone bill, but she's such a hoot, I couldn't hang up!!!) and she said I should MAKE time to come visit!

Since I"m laid up at the moment, and waiting for the looooooovely injection (cortisone and painkillers) they put into my spine yesterday to kick in, I thought I"d disrupt your otherwise quiet existence with my own brand of humour.

Someone have a piggy hock for me at the roast, willyas!? Oh, and lots of photos!

asy :D

OneWithWood · July 07, 2005, 10:05:07 AM

So, Asy, you're mainlining vodka now!

What's the story? I trust you are on the mend?

Oh, I would never put vodka in my tea - I prefer gin, dry, olives, shaken, neat but since I've developed this aaadd I keep forgetting where I put the gin :

asy · July 07, 2005, 12:28:38 PM

I don't usually put Vodka in my tea, although I did discover a VERY yummy mix with my other fave the other day...

Baileys Irish Cream over Frozen Raspberries.. yummm

the things a gal will do when she runs out of ice... lol

The story with my back? I have a facet joint injury (which are the flanges that stick out the sides of the vertebrae, to stop you turning round like a pretzel...). Basically a function of my arthritis, but also excascerbated by a genetic thingy I have, the cartlidge has worn away, and the bone grinds on bone, which, I gotta say, ain't fun. So, a couple of years ago (after spending literally 10 years looking for a doctor who would listen to me) I found one who sent me for this injection, where they inject steroid and long acting anaesthetic directly into the joint under xray.

It's interesting. They take an xray, then come out and write on you with black texta, and put place markers on you, then take another xray, then come out and anaesthetise the skin, then put a big horse needle into the joint between the vertebrae. THen they take another xray with the needle in to make sure the point of the needle is in the right place. FUnny, they say.. now Stay still, won't you... Um.. I have a BLUDDY GREAT NEEDLE HANGING OUT OF MY SPINE.. Trust me, I ain't goin' nowhere!!!

Then deciding it's in the right place, they inject this stuff. Only the fun thing is, the anaesthetic they give you only anaesthetises the skin, not that far down, so it feels sort of like what I'd imagine someone plunging a sword into you would feel like.. ouch! Still, it's worth it to be pain free (in that area anyway) for a year or two.

Takes a couple of days to kick in, so I spend a day or two sitting on a couch, feeling sad and sorry for myself. My daughter's happy, though, coz I've nearly finished crochetting her pink poncho!! hehe

Oh, and, I've also been trying to get a house renovated, which is probably what aggravated the injury. Although, I Did learn to use a wrecking bar properly, and can now remove architraving maintaining it in a re-useable condition! hehe

Oh, and, Vodka should ideally be added to Cranberry juice, in a Cosmopolitain.

And a gin is where you process cotton.

asy :D

OneWithWood · July 07, 2005, 12:38:34 PM

So your good to go for a couple more years 8)

My gin is the product of processing juniper berries, or so I'm told.

Then there is my single malt habit . . . . :

sawguy21 · July 09, 2005, 08:20:34 AM

"Then there is my single malt habit . . . . "

Breakfast of Champions.

Roxie · October 01, 2008, 12:16:50 PM

Memories......

OneWithWood · October 01, 2008, 01:58:32 PM

J_T · October 01, 2008, 10:48:58 PM

Other than Dr Phil I can't afford a doctor :'( Is this aaadd anything like CRS ??? I know I got one or maybe both .Now where did I put that cotton ???