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He had a chainsaw in his pants
« on: February 24, 2011, 12:49:56 PM »
Saw this on the news.  :)

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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 01:16:03 PM »
Well, that's..........sorry still trying to come up with a word here.  Can't help but say though, down my britches is the last place I'd want a chainsaw  ::)

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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 01:33:36 PM »
While the thought of a chainsaw down your pants is ..... overwhelming, don't let this guy's other decisions go by without mention.  In broad daylight he climbed a tree as part of his escape.  Must have used it to get over a fence.  He dove head first into a narrow creek.  It looks like winter wherever this happened!  Was he going to outswim his persuers?  That dive alone could have mamed him!  What a lugnut!  He must 1) not have any friends that own chainsaws, 2)not have any friends, and 3) have nothing to lose in his pants.  Does Echo make good chainsaws?  How was his choice?
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 01:35:10 PM »
Should have at least tried for a Stihl!
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 02:39:34 PM »
  He needs his meds modified .  ::)
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 03:33:40 PM »
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Should have at least tried for a Stihl

That was my first thought! :D :D


Why would you climb a tree to escape somebody with a chainsaw?!? :D
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 03:49:07 PM »
You guys said before that you wouldn't lend anyone a gas motorized power tool, so he had no choice. :D
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 04:39:50 PM »
When they release his name, I'll check it against our member list.  ;)
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2011, 05:09:40 PM »
  He needs his meds modified .  ::)

Sounds to me like he 'prolly had some other habit that the saw was gonna pay for  :-\

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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2011, 06:25:01 PM »
Isn't there a thread already on "easily entertained"?  ;D

I don't know what it is the last couple days: bad weather, higher fuel costs, higher taxes, or no work, but sure is hard to keep up with all the postings. :D :D :D R0LFLMA0.
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2011, 06:31:15 PM »
 I was just thinking about that fool diving into that crick. Sometimes they just need cull themselves out of the herd  :-\
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2011, 06:42:37 PM »
When they release his name, I'll check it against our member list.  ;)

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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2011, 07:37:43 PM »
He might have been needing a saw to work up the nerve to post in the Chainsaw Board :D.
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2011, 07:48:40 PM »
When they release his name, I'll check it against our member list.  ;)
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2011, 08:15:59 PM »
When he climbed up that tree they shoulda just cut him outta it.   :D 
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2011, 08:44:10 PM »
just another sad story that proves that natural selection is not working. ;D  pc
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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2011, 09:28:35 PM »
the female store clerk asked him if that was a chainsaw in his pants or was he just happy to see her.
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2011, 10:38:48 PM »
His name is Anthony Black  21 years old and it took place in Chickasha Oklahoma
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2011, 10:57:37 PM »

Prob though he was going to make his fortune as a firewood cutter  ;) all he needed was the saw n had no cash  I wonder what he was gonna do for fuel n oil  ;) :D :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2011, 09:18:58 AM »
there are a lot of people, yes even in oklahoma, that arent ''right''.   pc
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