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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2011, 10:37:26 AM »
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I disagree with your post about natural selection.  Remember, they chased him and made him abandon the chainsaw.  In true natural selection he would have sucessfully stolen the chainsaw, used it, and met his end through some stupid act, preventing his genes from further dissemination.  Or, on the other hand, he could have negated natural selection by continuing to store the chainsaw in his pants, which would be another method of preventing his genes from propagating.  So the problem, just like in nature, is that we interfered with the process of natural selection. If we had only let the story play itself out......:D ;D
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« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2011, 11:05:45 AM »
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2011, 12:42:10 PM »
paul-

I disagree with your post about natural selection.  Remember, they chased him and made him abandon the chainsaw.  In true natural selection he would have sucessfully stolen the chainsaw, used it, and met his end through some stupid act, preventing his genes from further dissemination.  Or, on the other hand, he could have negated natural selection by continuing to store the chainsaw in his pants, which would be another method of preventing his genes from propagating.  So the problem, just like in nature, is that we interfered with the process of natural selection. If we had only let the story play itself out......:D ;D

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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2011, 04:49:12 AM »
Gday

The natural selection case is void I reckon  ;) Alot of Girls these days seem to fall over themselves chasing dumb butt no hopers like him to procreate with any way  :) :) ??? ::) :P   ;)  :D :D

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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2011, 05:21:09 AM »
paul-

I disagree with your post about natural selection.  Remember, they chased him and made him abandon the chainsaw.  In true natural selection he would have sucessfully stolen the chainsaw, used it, and met his end through some stupid act, preventing his genes from further dissemination.  Or, on the other hand, he could have negated natural selection by continuing to store the chainsaw in his pants, which would be another method of preventing his genes from propagating.  So the problem, just like in nature, is that we interfered with the process of natural selection. If we had only let the story play itself out......:D ;D
You hit the nail on the head with that. Now I think some one needs to knock this guy in the head.
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Re: He had a chainsaw in his pants
« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2011, 01:17:02 PM »
I just deleted that last post. I don't think we need all that innuendo on the Forestry Forum.
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