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******* I GOT THE AXE TODAY ********
« on: June 24, 2013, 02:54:52 PM »
I saw the mail Lady turn in the drive way while I was sawing. So? I grabbed the binoculars and saw her get out with a package.
Turn key off.....turn PSI down to "0" and I'm on my way home.

Here it is.

 

 

Nice packaging Jeff!
 

 

I couldn't get it open fast enough.

Now for the sharp test.
 

 

Now the second sharp test. This took nerve.
You can zoom in and see the blood flowing!
 

 

And now for the real test. My son has given his approval for his 1 of a kind Hatchet.
 

 

The wife doesn't know about it.But ya know.....its time I put my foot down!!!! I'm tired of the nagging about the things I buy.
She's gonna walk in and Paul's gonna show her the Hatchet and I can hear it now in her sarcastic voice, " How much did you pay for that?"
And I'll say $50.00.
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2013, 03:03:57 PM »
Cool, hope it becomes a teasured tool at your house...

somebody blot out his addy on the box.

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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2013, 03:16:22 PM »
Out Standing!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2013, 03:16:28 PM »


somebody blot out his addy on the box.

Thanks......I took it off. Didn't think about my address showing.
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2013, 03:23:06 PM »
Great, and your son has a great gift.   ;D

Now, it is John Neeman, right?

I'll send you $51 for it...... ok?
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2013, 03:27:11 PM »
Nice going, Postons! :) :) :)
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2013, 03:32:30 PM »
Great, and your son has a great gift.   ;D

Now, it is John Neeman, right?

I'll send you $51 for it...... ok?

Thanks Brother Been....I have corrected John's last name. You know I can't spell... :D Don't go no where, you're good to have around.  :)

$51.00 ? Nah......I told her the LT40HD was $2500. I ain't skerrd.   :o
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2013, 04:54:27 PM »
I will go $52.39.  That should swing the deal.  I will give it to you at the Pig Roast.  We can't have you keep on cutting yourself. 
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2013, 05:19:01 PM »
Just can't get over how sharp his axes are.

When are you gonna post the picture of shaving your face with it?
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2013, 05:40:12 PM »
That would be a true Paul Bunyan display, shaving with the ax!  Give it a try, with pictures, and bandages handy.
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2013, 06:02:16 PM »
That would be a true Paul Bunyan display, shaving with the ax!  Give it a try, with pictures, and bandages handy.

Actually it may be an improvement to my face.  blindsmiley
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2013, 09:49:38 PM »
A mighty fine hachet. Did you name it Molly?  :D  you said you would.
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2013, 10:36:55 PM »
A mighty fine hachet. Did you name it Molly?  :D  you said you would.

I did. MOLLY HATCHET.
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2013, 11:10:01 PM »
uh-oh. I looked before it left. It was a boy.
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2013, 06:04:21 AM »
Jeff,  :D 
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« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2013, 11:35:19 AM »
I saw the mail Lady turn in the drive way while I was sawing. So? I grabbed the binoculars and saw her get out with a package.

Were you camoflaged in sawdust? Those Postal carriers have good eyesight and they spook easily.  :D

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« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2013, 01:02:30 PM »
Since it'd be a bit embarrassing for a boy called Molly, I'll take him off your hands with a bid of $55.00. But, I'll need one of them David's Sawmill tee shirts in a X-large. :) ;D :)
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« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2013, 04:59:17 PM »
There ain't no girl hatchets if you axe me.  I have heard the expression "battle axe" and "broad axe" but I have never seen one.   ;D 
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« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2013, 05:17:47 PM »
I have never seen one.   ;D

'cause you didn't bid high enough.  ;D
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« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2013, 05:27:12 PM »
Don't use that to chop the spikes and bolts out of those"UGLY" sawlogs you mill !!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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