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Re: Marriage counseling - advice for the wives
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2020, 04:12:17 PM »
"I told you that you were going to get stuck..."

And the reason that I know this is explained here.  Response #25
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Re: Marriage counseling - advice for the wives
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2020, 09:26:41 PM »
I can’t make any excuses because she knows what she’s doing!  Best saw guy on a job that I’ve ever had!

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Re: Marriage counseling - advice for the wives
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2020, 10:44:30 PM »
Michelle and I have worked together quite a bit. On one job I had blown the bid, we were in about the second week of "building for the fun of it". I was up in the porch rafters calling out strings of lengths for angled gable end studs. Standing on the porch carry beam, bent over double, reaching around and nailing underneath to install them, I was in a foul mood. She was cutting, climbing and bringing me stacks of the little studs and I got to one location and couldn't find the stud. I called it out again and she said "I already cut that one". "I don't have it cut me another one "DanG it!".

Oh yeah, my maker brought that gun down right on my finger as I pulled the trigger (that'll shut him up). My sweetwife simply looked up and said "Don't bleed on the logs" :D
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Re: Marriage counseling - advice for the wives
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2020, 04:28:40 PM »
A couple went out for dinner in a fine restaurant. After being seated the husband noticed a woman a few tables over, sitting alone and drinking but not eating. There were several empty cocktail glasses in front of her and she could barely sit up. The husband kept glancing over and finally his wife asked, “Do you know her?” The husband replied, “Yes. That’s my ex-wife. When we divorced 7 years ago, I heard she took to drinking and hasn’t been sober a day since.” The wife replied, “My goodness. You would think the woman couldn’t go on celebrating that long.”
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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2020, 01:39:23 PM »
I backed into my wife’s four runner one morning with the four wheeler. I went ahead and got the feeding done so the cows would at least have a meal when she killed me. She loved that car but I guess she loves me more, I’m still here

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