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Tree Smoother		Noun - A revolutionary all in one lumber machine that transforms standing timber into complete ready to sell tables.  The development of the Tree Smoother was made possible with an investment from the Chris Corporation and working models were utilized in the production of Pine and Walnut furniture.  Unfortunately the Tree Smoother caught the attention of multiple lumber handling manufacturers and just like the 200 MPG carburetor the patent and all operational units were purchased by DARPA for many SGU's, in an attempt to protect the existing market from competition.  All plans, blueprints, photographs, and existing operating instructions, were intentionally destroyed in a large diesel and gas fueled explosive burn, that was disguised as an out of control brush fire in Georgia.  Although hard to locate, limited footage of an actual tree smoother in use can be viewed on the internet.
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