who wants to be POSTONLT40HD for a day?

jueston · January 07, 2015, 11:02:16 AM

i found this at target today... i thought you would all enjoy it...

sandhills · January 07, 2015, 11:12:11 AM

Do the boots and dress come with it ??? :D

drobertson · January 07, 2015, 11:42:01 AM

I stopped by a Target the other day, and believe a goat would have been handy for them ;D

clww · January 07, 2015, 12:21:59 PM

Hope you did not pay $300 for it! ;D

jueston · January 07, 2015, 12:50:46 PM

originally $300, marked down to $4.99 :D

clww · January 07, 2015, 01:38:40 PM

What a bargain! You should get him to autograph that copy.

Jim_Rogers · January 07, 2015, 01:41:13 PM

If it was autographed then it would be worth $300..... 8)

Jeff · January 07, 2015, 01:44:29 PM

Tell me you bought it! :D

Texas Ranger · January 07, 2015, 01:59:42 PM

I am so glad I looked at it again, I thought it said "Goat Stimulator"! 8) From what I see, Poston does not need stimulation.

JJ · January 07, 2015, 02:23:16 PM

I have watched my nephew play it. It is quite funny, as the goat can fly and has a super tongue.

It is available for free as internet download; so hope you saved your $4.99.
http://goat-simulator.en.softonic.com/

JJ

Warped · January 07, 2015, 02:44:57 PM

Who'd want that? Says nothing about simulated milking...........

WmFritz · January 07, 2015, 02:58:37 PM

He even Modeled for the Jacket. (couldn't find the explanation mark)

jueston · January 07, 2015, 03:01:18 PM

Quote from: JJ on January 07, 2015, 02:23:16 PM
I have watched my nephew play it. It is quite funny, as the goat can fly and has a super tongue.

It is available for free as internet download; so hope you saved your $4.99.
http://goat-simulator.en.softonic.com/

JJ

from the website

QuoteAn anarchist goat
In Goat Simulator, you become a goat that grazes freely in an open world (actually not too big), who's only purpose is to destroy everything it finds.

You can bleat as loud as you want to scare others, ram against objects and humans, break into people's homes, and destroy cars, fences, or basically whatever's in front of you.The horns are your weapon, but you can also use the goat's tongue to lick anything or bite objects and living things to drag them with you.

Goat Simulator has no goals or real missions to accomplish. The only thing that matters in the game is how much you run around destroying everything you find to collect points, hoping to enter the leaderboard.

At most, you can achieve extra points by carrying out specific actions listed on the screen, such as flying for a certain period of time with a special jetpack. Bizarre, right?

Pay attention when crossing the street, or you could be run over by cars or trucks passing by, but don't fear too much for your life– you're only a click away from coming back to life.

The game's world is yours to explore, and you can discover unexpected surprises offered by the developers, like a ring to fight against other aggressive goats, or a house in which you can turn on a TV and play Flappy Goat (a mini-game that pays tribute to the famous Flappy Bird).

JJ · January 07, 2015, 03:27:06 PM

There is another download for $9.99, but comes with this disclaimer at bottom:
http://www.goat-simulator.com/

Disclaimer

"Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don't expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you're better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you'd spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat."

Or, just get it for free

JJ

jueston · January 07, 2015, 04:05:25 PM

honesty is important.... :D

POSTON WIDEHEAD · January 07, 2015, 04:10:26 PM

Quote from: Texas Ranger on January 07, 2015, 01:59:42 PM
I thought it said "Goat Stimulator"!

ME TOO......My husband could have used it on our HONEYMOON! :D :D :D :D :D :D

( I am laughing mt BASS OFF!!!! ). :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU

Texas Ranger · January 07, 2015, 05:05:13 PM

I don't believe I'd said that! 8)

WmFritz · January 07, 2015, 05:21:11 PM

From all these goat bride photo's, it's obvious Mrs. Poston doesn't know what your doing with your free time.

For $300.00 we'll keep her out of the loop. ;D

(And where's Mt. Bass Off?)

POSTON WIDEHEAD · January 07, 2015, 05:23:04 PM

Quote from: WmFritz on January 07, 2015, 05:21:11 PM
From all these goat bride photo's, it's obvious Mrs. Poston doesn't know what your doing with your free time.

For $300.00 we'll keep her out of the loop. ;D

(And where's Mt. Bass Off?)

Up above the Appalachian Mountains I guess.....just past that little town called "ICANTSPELL". ;D

Warped · January 07, 2015, 05:41:35 PM

Quote from: WmFritz on January 07, 2015, 05:21:11 PM
From all these goat bride photo's, it's obvious Mrs. Poston doesn't know what your doing with your free time.

For $300.00 we'll keep her out of the loop. ;D

(And where's Mt. Bass Off?)

Directly BEHIND Poston!

Just Me · January 10, 2015, 06:37:37 PM

Quote from: POSTONLT40HD on January 07, 2015, 05:23:04 PM
Quote from: WmFritz on January 07, 2015, 05:21:11 PM
From all these goat bride photo's, it's obvious Mrs. Poston doesn't know what your doing with your free time.

For $300.00 we'll keep her out of the loop. ;D

(And where's Mt. Bass Off?)

Up above the Appalachian Mountains I guess.....just past that little town called "ICANTSPELL". ;D

I lived in Icantspell Mt. for a while, Its up by Grazer Park.