Funny things kids say

[yukon cornelius]

Today my 3 year old told me my fossils look big and strong! I didn't know I had fossils yet but at least they are big and strong.

this got me thinking about all the funny things my boys have told us over the years. I thought it would be fun to hear what others have said.

[21incher]

Before my wife and I got hooked up to cable my grandson was over and had a hard time understanding why he could not watch his favorite tv programs at our house. My wife told him it was because we didn't have cable tv and he looked at her and said "That means that you and poppy are 1/2 Amish". We laughed for a long time after that.

[easymoney]

when my daughter ws about 5 she was doing something my ex did not approve of. she sai you are acting like a little kid. she replied i am a little kid.

[yukon cornelius]

when my  oldest son was about 3, we had just pulled in the driveway and saw a rabbit in the yard. he says "holy sh-- daddy a bunny wabbit" I knew it was time to change my vocabulary  :D

[drobertson]

Yea, heard this one the other day, a young one none family member, heard of our grand child coming, and told another teacher that Mrs. Robertson was having a baby!   she just missed the grand part! ;D  gotta love it right?

[yukon cornelius]

My oldest asked his grandma "Nana was there color when you were a kid?" 

since all the pictures and movies are in black and white :D

[WV Sawmiller]

Yukon,

    Don't we say we spend the first 12 months teaching the kids to walk and talk and the next 20 years telling them to sit down and shut up?

    I was working overseas assignments when my grandkids were born. My grandkids told my daughter I lived at the airport. (Think about it as a 3 year old - we drop Grandpa at the airport, 2 months later we pick him up at the same place. Ergo: He must have been there the whole time.)

[yukon cornelius]

"Mom, this dinner is really good and im not just saying that to be nice" ....oldest son

[Chuck White]

Yukon,

    Don't we say we spend the first 12 months teaching the kids to walk and talk and the next 20 years telling them to sit down and shut up?

    I was working overseas assignments when my grandkids were born. My grandkids told my daughter I lived at the airport. (Think about it as a 3 year old - we drop Grandpa at the airport, 2 months later we pick him up at the same place. Ergo: He must have been there the whole time.)

Kind of reminded me of the days when I was a School Bus Driver.

Once in a while one of the little guys would ask "what do you do all day at the bus garage?"

The little ones just can't see the whole picture.  I get some funny looks when I tell them that I go home and then come back in the afternoon to take them home.

[sawguy21]

 They come up with some doozies. My friend's daughter returned from her first summer camp, I asked her if she liked it. She said "it was ok but they made us wash dishes and make our beds". She was quite disgusted, I had to stick my fingers in my mouth and walk away. :D

[SawyerBrown]

I shared this on another post, but it's one of my favorites:

One of my favorite stories about my daughter Kate is when she was maybe 4 or 5, and she fell while running in the neighbors yard and got a good-sized gash on her knee.
"Kate, we really should go get stitches.  You don't want a scar on your knee"
"No, I don't want a scar on my knee"
   (Pause)
"Dad, what are stitches?"
"Well, that's where they take a needle and thread and kind of sew the skin back together"
   (Eyes wide) "I think a scar will be fine ..."

[Percy]

I like this thread... :D :D :D

My personal hygene had been obviously lacking when my 4 year-old grand daughter who was sitting on my lap said "Grampa, you have a mostache growing outta your nose."

[yukon cornelius]

Love these! Henry the youngest has marker marks on his nipple. I said "how did that happen?" he says with big eyes "the marker just jumped on my bimple"

[DeerMeadowFarm]

My oldest brother is 16 years older than me so he was married and had kids while I still lived at home with my parents. When his oldest child (my parents first grandchild) was around 3 or 4 we went to their house for Christmas morning. My nephew was quite excited! He took my parents by the hand and led them into the living room. With a flourish he exclaimed happily "There's the ----ing tree!!!!".
I turned to my brother whose face was red and asked "Have some problems setting the tree up this year Ralph?"

[beenthere]

They come up with some doozies. My friend's daughter returned from her first summer camp, I asked her if she liked it. She said "it was ok but they made us wash dishes and make our beds". She was quite disgusted, I had to stick my fingers in my mouth and walk away. :D

That is what my kids say now about their "life" when growing up at home. 

Irks me now when the grand kids come to stay and don't make their bed up when they get out of it in the morning. So figure they must not do it at home either.  :

[Seaman]

My youngest of 5, now 3 1/2,  was 2 1/2 years when he walked into the room and looked at me like he was gonna say something. So I'm looking at him waiting, he says " I had an IDEA... ( points to his forehead) ... but it got lost up here."

My 9yr old, when he was about 5 was watching a rooster " beating up on a hen" Looks at me in front of company and says " Daddy, you don't get up on Mamas back like that do you ? " That brought the house down, his Mama left the room about to wet herself !

[Cord-n-8R]

I don't know were my 4 yr. old grandson comes up with some of the stuff he does but one of the best ones was when he said he couldn't wait to go see Santa Clause to ask him when he would take him to the North Pole  :D... so what does he end up asking Santa?... "What's your middle name?"  :D :D :D Santa's reply?... Carl : :D 8)

[whitepine2]

 When my son was in kindergarten the class was going out to play
he came out and smelled the air and exclaimed cow sh--. The teacher
could hardly contain herself and told us when we picked him up
she was laughing so hard.

[martyinmi]

When my son was in kindergarten the class was going out to play
he came out and smelled the air and exclaimed cow sh--. The teacher
could hardly contain herself and told us when we picked him up
she was laughing so hard.

I cannot stop laughing! My wife thinks that I'm losing my mind sitting here laughing at the monitor! Good stuff! :D :D :D

[customsawyer]

Had a little 2 yr old girl staying at a friends house that she wasn't used to. She woke up crying so friend runs in to see what is wrong. She says "me don't know where me is." ;D I have lots of days at the mill that I feel much the same way.

[tree-farmer]

When my youngest niece was about 3 or so and starting to put together sentences and abstract thoughts I stopped by for a visit. She was a the kitchen table playing with some small plastic dinosaur models. I knew they had been to the Knoxville Zoo the week before, so I asked if she had seen any dinosaurs there.
She looked at me with a, you are about to dumb to live look and  says, "no uncle James, dinosaurs were long ago, back in the 60's before I was". Needless to say I about fell over laughing, it is still one of my favorite stories to tell about her.

[SawyerBrown]

When my brother was young, he wanted a new bike.  When Dad explained to him that they just didn't have enough money right now, he responded "That's OK, you can just write a check."

[SawyerBrown]

Apologize for repeating this one too ...

Kate was always the child we had to worry about. Both kids stayed in daycare right there at the hospital where their mother worked.  Kate was probably 3 or 4, Megan 5 or 6, and one day at supper we were asking them how their day in "school" was.  The conversation went something like this:
  Dad: "How was school today?"
  Megan: "Terrible!"
  Mom: "Why was it terrible?"
  Megan: "A bunch of boys got me in a corner and started saying bad words to me!"
We always knew we couldn't protect the kids from "bad words" forever, but this seemed like an awfully young age ...
  Dad: "What kind of bad words?"
  Megan: "Oh, things like 'dumb' and 'stupid' and things like that."
We had always taught the kids not to say things like that, yet we were relieved it wasn't much worse.
Kate had been listening the whole time ...
  Kate: "You just need to go tell the teacher!"
  Megan: "I couldn't!  They had me in the corner!"
  Kate, without looking up from her supper, "Well, then just kick 'em in the nuts!"

[sawguy21]

 :D  :D :D You told that one before but it is still funny.

[yukon cornelius]

we had some goats a while back and our youngest, henry, would squat down and point and say "EWWWWW doat poopy" stand up go find more and do it again