Another tale from the Goat Files....Prince Albert in a Log.

[Kbeitz]

That had to be a lot of work...

[SineWave]

Some seriously agitated -- nicotine deprived hombres will be getting out of the pokey someday. Stay alert. 

!  :D

[kensfarm]

Seeing the tobacco in the balloons like that.. druggies sometimes dip a cig or soak the tobacco in liquid PCP.  Once dried.. they get high when they smoke it.  Tell Dad to be careful handling it. 

[timcosby]

That had to be a lot of work...

a criminal will work twice as hard to do something criminal!  got me to thinking....rather than doing inlays 1/8 thick is to do one 6" thick and put it on the side of a fast growing tree and some kind of marker in the ground showing the flat face of the inlay....let her grow over it and then slice it up!!!! seems like it would be a lot of work maybe im a little criminal.

[Kbeitz]

My Dad would cut a triangle out of a watermelon when it was
young and fill it with vodka. He would put the plug back in and
It would grow back shut. I was to young to ever find out what
that ever tasted like.

[WV Sawmiller]

Kbeitz,

  I think it was on the Jimmy Dean Show where he told about a new military commander who liked his booze spiking a watermelon and, to fulfill his social obligations, inviting the local ministers to dinner and serving it for dessert. Said the Catholic Priest was eating his with a spoon and lifting one eyebrow every once in a  while. The Methodist preacher was washing his face in his slurping his down. The Baptist preacher was doing the same thing but he was also saving the seeds.