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[21incher]

When we went out to Sturgis years back, I picked up a tee shirt in town. On the back it said If you can read this the ##### fell off. That was a big mistake. I think she put that shirt in a hot dryer for 3 days untill it was a kids size when we got home so I couldn't wear it. ;D

[Kcwoodbutcher]

Not me but a friend of mine. He was lying in bed with his wife and she asked "what would do if I died." Trying to be funny he wanted to say " I'll just find another lover" ( in some more vulgar words ). Instead he said " I'll just have to find a better lover" He slept on the couch for a while after that.

[hopm]

old woman
ball and chain....never never never will I address my wife with either
I also make an effort to avoid reducing my wife to a pronoun.....we been married going 32 years and dated over 10 years before we were married. I been blessed and she's my blessing. I try (often fail) to demonstrate my respect for her always and in every way i can.

[Magicman]

PatD and I are in this thing for the long haul.  We started out 54 years ago with nothing and still have most of it.