Survey says !

J Beyer · February 21, 2003, 12:23:30 PM

I came out as a centrist. :-/ Definately to the right of many issues, especially in favor of the new bill being introduced in congress giving the right to defend oneself and family with firearms. The bill also gaurantees the right to buy one provided you meet the current standards under section something or other. I say legalize certain things and tax the snot out of it1 ;)

The article appeared on newsmax.com Email me and I'll send you the link.

JB

Bud Man · February 21, 2003, 01:08:22 PM

JB, I musta took a nap and missed that new bill, I thought carring a gun and defending ones self was in the first batch of rights passed out along time ago. Everyone should have enough metal on their person to deter aggression of the mentally challenged and predator types, I know It's gotten me out of more than a few scrapes !. LW, your score of Authoritarian kinda reconfirms your GPITA designation at least in your own mind but I don't buy It !

Kevin_H. · February 21, 2003, 03:39:11 PM

Well the survey say's I'm on the border of left-liberal and authoritarian...But I dont remember how I got here...

Ron Wenrich · February 21, 2003, 03:44:25 PM

Back during the 2000 election, they had a similar poll, but had a lot more questions. They even gave you which candidate held a similar philosophy to yours.

I think I scored about the same.

Frank_Pender · February 21, 2003, 09:04:19 PM

Well, Tom, I took the test tonight. I can't even find myself on any of the scales listed to the right. My wife and friends tell me, that even El Rushomo can't hold a candle to me if being concertive. ;D I must bo some place beyond where LW finds herself. (No offense LW. Please) :

L. Wakefield · February 22, 2003, 07:56:05 PM

Yeah us authoritarian types are so wicked touchy! :D :D
lw

Frank_Pender · February 22, 2003, 08:06:51 PM

That authority part must of come from my mother and the fact that I taught 12 & 13 year olds for 30 years. :P 8) ;D ;D ;D

Norm · February 23, 2003, 05:50:52 AM

Ya know Frank, when my kids were younger they would complain about a teacher our two, I always told them that in my opinion any teacher that didn't murder over two kids a year was a great teacher. ;D Heard no complaints about teachers after that.

Don P · February 23, 2003, 09:04:22 AM

I saw this on the survey's home page...sure has been ringing in my ears lately.

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither Liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

I read this the other day and it has politics, Rush, chickens...just about everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either
with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

RALPH NADER

The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels
of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN

To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH

I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting
a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is
already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans
take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I
say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took
from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

JERRY FALWELL

Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I
say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other
side."

DR. SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX

It was an historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

VOLTAIRE

I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death
its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?

SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

THE BIBLE

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS

I missed one?