1st job down, started another

[Tom]

We're on the same side of the road.

A fellow should be able to leave his keys in the ignition if wanted to.  I never agreed with the courts finding the car owner at fault if his keys were in the car when the car was stolen.   The dad burned thief shouldn't have taken the car.  He knew it wasn't his.   Gimme 10 minutes with the jerk before the Cops get there. grrrrrrrrrrrr

[chet]

Sure glad I live in da boondocks as I do . I have never locked my vehicles (sometimes I might take the keys), or for that matter my house. Maybe I should knock on some wood.   :

[Tom]

About 15 years ago, on a Friday, I came home to find that my barn had been burglarized and all my tools and outboard motors and chainsaws taken.

On Monday morning they came back and I was here.  They got a pistol shoved up their noses and the oldest went to the state pen for 2 years.  His 16 year old nephew got his hands slapped and within a year, I heard, he was in the state pen in Arizona.

They thought that my being rural made it safe for them.  It did until I was there. Now I have alarms and time-lapse video everywhere.  I told the police that I may not bother them next time.

What these crooks are too stupid to realize is that they have not told anyone that they are going to Joe Blow's house to rob him.  They are out in the world all by themselves and if something were to happen to them, it would be as if they had just dropped off of the face of the earth.  Not that I would condone anything that drastic, you understand.  Of course, a good whuppin' before the police get there might be in order. :-/

[Jeff]

Way to go Charlie. Made mine over a week ago. Thought sumpin excitin was going to take place ??? Guess not : :

Something very special happens when someone hits 1000! I suppose I should tell you since you have not figured it out.

Everytime somebody hits 1000 Tammy takes me to Dairy queen or buys me a slice of Pecan Pie. ;D

Any ya'll thought nothing happened.

[dail_h]

   I've said it before    No witness No body No crime NO PROBLEM!!!!!!

[Bibbyman]

Jeff,  look's like your going to get a DanG good chance for another DQ treat or a piece of pie here pretty shortly.

What do you get when someone hits 2,000? (Maybe that would be "over-share". ;D )

[DanG]

I think I'll lay low and make him wait for a while. ;D

[Bibbyman]

DanG it!  He just got one post closer! 8)

[DanG]

I'm going to 999, and not a bit further. At least, somebody's gotta say something I just can't resist.

Hey, maybe we could make a contest of it. Who can push DanG over the edge!?   :D

[OneWithWood]

DanG then you had better tell your kiss ash story before you get any farther along