This maybe Goodbye!

[Squirrell_Boy]

 Is this a side effect from breathing too much sawdust or are you just really way too isolated down in Arkansaw? I guess it's good that we have someone to think about these things or we wouldn't have had Sir Isaac Newton and that Einstein boy.
Maybe you can be an astrophysicist and a sawyer too. Keep on pondering the universe, but be careful not to breathe too many funky fumes.

[Jeff]

Huckleberry Pancakes or patriot toast. ;D

[Percy]

Percy I've been giving your questions some thought  and this is what I came up with

...like, does the light in the fridge really go out when you close the door?     Yes, and I have the pictures to prove it.


   Why cant I wipe my butt with my elbow?
      You can, but sometimes you need to use your fingernails.
  
     How come there are no fluoresent squrrels??  The starting circut only works with flourescent chipmunks.

Does the gene pool have a lifeguard?? Obviously not.

C

Thanks for the help.
That fingernail thing was a godsend...untill I .....



Onthe star thing, can I splain to Arky why whuts happenin is happenin??Huhh///Plulllease??....Or will I be ruinin the fun?? ;D ;D

[whitepe]

Arky,
Maybe you should join that astrounaut from China
on Oct. 15th and get a first hand look from space
to check out the wobble.  :D

[EZ]

No need to worry Arkansawyer. When they come and take you to area 51, they will ask you questions like what you do. When you tell them that you make boards and and all that other hard work you do, and all the hours you put in a day, they will think your nuts, and turn you loose. ;D
EZ

[CHARLIE]

OK Arky, I'm gonna explain it to you the way my brother Tom told me. And he's never lied to me, so this is the truth.

There are really no stars.  During the day, the sun is on our side of the sky, then the sun goes behind the sky and shines through the pin holes that are punched in the sky. That is why they never change.....you are looking at the sun shining through pin holes. :P   It's that simple.  Just goes to show that it doesn't pay to complicate the truth.

[Janel]

Thankyou   Arkan.........you just took my mind off of days of frustration.........
 :D


PS....and the gene pool/lifeguard question was gooooodddd.......my first thought was cant possibly a Lifeguard........but then again...maybe its just that the Lifeguard chosen for the job has on heck of a sense of humor...... ;)

J

[Texas Ranger]

Hey, Arky, I think I just saved your DanG rear end.  Them boys from Area 51 come by, looking for Arkansas, I sent them on the road to Bogaloosa.  Them boys wernt to smart, but if I was you, I'd stay out of Louisiana for a day or two.

[Sawyerfortyish]

Hey Charlie Now i'm confused just how did all them holes get in the sky? Could that be our depleating ozone layer or all them shuttle missions to outer space punching holes in the sky :-/. I have to know so when my kids ask a question about the stars that arn't there I have a truthful answer  :. You wouldn't be pullin my leg now would ya  ???
  

[ohsoloco]

So....the sky is just a huge Lite Brite  ???

[Tom]

I put those holes there.  I live on a road where red necks shoot off shotguns in the middle of the night, which is ok. But, we have some new folks moved out here from town that play boom boxes in their trailers and boom boxes in their cars half the night.   I like to run around with my shotgun, yelling an whoopin' and shootin' my shotgun in the air.  I've burned up many a box.  Sometimes I have to use heavier loads and #4 magnums will get on up there.  That's what's makin' the holes. ;D

[CHARLIE]

Sawyer40, I can't answer that question 'cause I don't know how the pin holes got into the sky. I guess I trust brother Tom so implicitly that I never thought to ask. I reckon Tom is going to have to explain it to us.

Hey Tom!  How did the pinholes get in the sky? Huh? We have inquiring minds that want to know. :

[Tom]

I anticipated your request, Charlie.  I'm gettin' to know you pretty good. :D

[CHARLIE]

Yeah, but you have to admit.....it took you a few years. ;D

[Sawyerfortyish]

So Tom your the one that put so many holes in the sky that it won't hold water anymore and reponsible for all the rain in the east. >:( Well don't worry we wont say anything them guys from NASA are busy with Arky. Anyway I heard these guys from Texas sent hundreds of hot air baloons up about a week ago with bubblegum to patch the holes so I guess your safe  ;)

[Frank_Pender]

This thread seems to be getting spaced out. ;)  Or, is it the posters, that are getting spaced out? ;D

[Percy]

This thread seems to be getting spaced out. ;)  Or, is it the posters, that are getting spaced out? ;D

Spaced is rite Frank....Speakin of which, all my school teachers were encouragin me to be an astronaut..... all thru sckool, they kept sayin " all  you do Percy is take up space"... well there you have it ;D

[Frank_Pender]

You know, Percy, that is what I enjoyed about being an educator, that kids took up space and it made it more challengling for me to come to school each day.  Each day,I made it my goal to make sure every one of my students went away from my classes having leaarned at least one thing, they learned that day. ;)

Space has value, whether it is your space or someone elses.  It is how we percieve that space and use that perception that makes for the value of learning. ;D

 My mills remove some kerf that equals space, that which is removed takes up space and in turn is replaced with $ when it is removed from the space around my mills.  It then takes up space somewhere else.  Space is still occupied, only in a different space.   Blast it all, now I feel like I am getting spced out.  I must be takeing up toooo much space. :-/

[Percy]

Heya Frank.
I have mucho respect for teachers. They influenced me bigtime. All but one were excellent and the one who wasnt taught me that adults can be jerks too ;D ;D.



So, your a night owl too huh??