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swampbuggy

#50
October 24, 2012, 01:13:54 AM
Oh Gawd....I just can't wait for the answer to this one...
If it was easy, everyone would be doing it!

Okrafarmer

#51
October 24, 2012, 01:28:45 AM
Quote from: swampbuggy on October 24, 2012, 01:13:54 AM
Oh Gawd....I just can't wait for the answer to this one...

I'm waiting for daylight so more people can wonder until I post. Maybe somebody will spot the hiding-in-plain-sight answer.
He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. Psalm 91:1

Operating a 2020 Woodmizer LT35 hydraulic for Upcountry Sawmill, Dacusville, SC

Now selling Logrite tools!

Writing fiction and nonfiction! Check my website.

hackberry jake

#52
October 24, 2012, 11:43:05 AM
Quote from: Okrafarmer on October 23, 2012, 11:39:41 PM
What do sawyers wear to protect their head?

A Paul Case mustache!
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clww

#53
October 24, 2012, 01:23:47 PM
 :D :D :D
Many Stihl Saws-16"-60"
"Go Ask The Other Master Chief"
18-Wheeler Driver

POSTON WIDEHEAD

#54
October 24, 2012, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: hackberry jake on October 24, 2012, 11:43:05 AM
Quote from: Okrafarmer on October 23, 2012, 11:39:41 PM
What do sawyers wear to protect their head?

A Paul Case mustache!

Jake, I can tell you started celebrating early.  :D

Happy Birthday!
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

Chuck White

#55
October 24, 2012, 04:25:19 PM
Happy Birthday Jake!
~Chuck~  Cooks Cat Claw sharpener and single tooth setter.  2018 Chevy Silverado and 2021 Subaru Ascent.  2020 Mahindra ROXOR.
With basic mechanical skills and the ability to read you can maintain a Woodmizer  LT40!

hackberry jake

#56
October 24, 2012, 04:33:41 PM
Thanks fellars!
https://www.facebook.com/TripleTreeWoodworks

EZ Boardwalk Jr. With 20hp Honda, 25' of track, and homemade setworks. 32x18 sawshed. 24x40 insulated shop. 30hp kubota with fel. 1978 Massey ferguson 230.

Okrafarmer

#57
October 24, 2012, 09:16:21 PM
Quote from: hackberry jake on October 24, 2012, 11:43:05 AM
Quote from: Okrafarmer on October 23, 2012, 11:39:41 PM
What do sawyers wear to protect their head?

A Paul Case mustache!

No, that's just to protect their mouth.

To protect their heads, sawyers wear-- PITH HELMETS!
He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. Psalm 91:1

Operating a 2020 Woodmizer LT35 hydraulic for Upcountry Sawmill, Dacusville, SC

Now selling Logrite tools!

Writing fiction and nonfiction! Check my website.

POSTON WIDEHEAD

#58
October 24, 2012, 09:27:06 PM
Quote from: Okrafarmer on October 24, 2012, 09:16:21 PM
Quote from: hackberry jake on October 24, 2012, 11:43:05 AM
Quote from: Okrafarmer on October 23, 2012, 11:39:41 PM
What do sawyers wear to protect their head?

A Paul Case mustache!

No, that's just to protect their mouth.

To protect their heads, sawyers wear-- PITH HELMETS!

say_what
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

plowboyswr

#59
October 24, 2012, 09:32:49 PM
Why did the saw blade have to be home by 10?


Because it had a kerf-ew.
Just an ole farm boy takin one day at a time.
Steve

WDH

#60
October 24, 2012, 10:19:22 PM
 :D :D :D :-[
Woodmizer LT40HDD35, John Deere 2155, Kubota M5-111, Kubota L2501, Nyle L53 Dehumidification Kiln, and a passion for all things with leafs, twigs, and bark.  hamsleyhardwood.com

Okrafarmer

#61
October 24, 2012, 10:38:49 PM
What do you have when there's a birds-eye-maple beam on your sawmill?

"Eye cant"

::)
He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. Psalm 91:1

Operating a 2020 Woodmizer LT35 hydraulic for Upcountry Sawmill, Dacusville, SC

Now selling Logrite tools!

Writing fiction and nonfiction! Check my website.

swampbuggy

#62
October 24, 2012, 10:47:02 PM
I'm with Poston on that one Okra... eh eh ???
If it was easy, everyone would be doing it!

Okrafarmer

#63
October 24, 2012, 10:55:31 PM
Don't you know what a pith helmet is?
He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. Psalm 91:1

Operating a 2020 Woodmizer LT35 hydraulic for Upcountry Sawmill, Dacusville, SC

Now selling Logrite tools!

Writing fiction and nonfiction! Check my website.

WDH

#64
October 24, 2012, 11:12:47 PM
"Dr. Livingston, I presume?"
Woodmizer LT40HDD35, John Deere 2155, Kubota M5-111, Kubota L2501, Nyle L53 Dehumidification Kiln, and a passion for all things with leafs, twigs, and bark.  hamsleyhardwood.com

Okrafarmer

#65
October 24, 2012, 11:38:08 PM
Quote from: WDH on October 24, 2012, 11:12:47 PM
"Dr. Livingston, I presume?"

Indeed, sir.
That would be the more expected environment for a pith helmet.
He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. Psalm 91:1

Operating a 2020 Woodmizer LT35 hydraulic for Upcountry Sawmill, Dacusville, SC

Now selling Logrite tools!

Writing fiction and nonfiction! Check my website.

POSTON WIDEHEAD

#66
October 25, 2012, 08:17:35 AM
Quote from: swampbuggy on October 24, 2012, 10:47:02 PM
I'm with Poston on that one Okra... eh eh ???

I don't thing your the only one Swamp....... say_what say_what say_what say_what say_what
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

lyle niemi

#67
October 25, 2012, 08:46:27 AM
Im glad to see this thread doing well, its nice to have a thread just to goof off a little and blow a little steam...
PS just wondering when the good jokes are gonna come....lol   ME BAD!

Okrafarmer

#68
October 25, 2012, 09:02:40 AM
What happened when Benny Goodman tried to invent a new kind of portable sawmill?

The world just wasn't ready for a swing-band.
He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. Psalm 91:1

Operating a 2020 Woodmizer LT35 hydraulic for Upcountry Sawmill, Dacusville, SC

Now selling Logrite tools!

Writing fiction and nonfiction! Check my website.

lyle niemi

#69
October 25, 2012, 09:10:26 AM
Mark Twain must of been a sawmiller cause he wrote the book...Tom Sawyer...Oh well, I tried ta make a funny!

Okrafarmer

#70
October 25, 2012, 09:11:40 AM
Tom sawyer painted a fence-- he didn't make it!
He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. Psalm 91:1

Operating a 2020 Woodmizer LT35 hydraulic for Upcountry Sawmill, Dacusville, SC

Now selling Logrite tools!

Writing fiction and nonfiction! Check my website.

Solomon

#71
October 25, 2012, 11:31:25 AM
You could turn that pith helmet upside down and use it for a pith pot.
Time and Money,  If you have the one, you rarely have the other.

The Path to Salvation is narrow, and the path to damnnation is wide.

terrifictimbersllc

#72
October 25, 2012, 01:25:49 PM
Q.  What is one of the stronger boards which can be cut out of an Apple log?

no one needs to wait and wonder....

A. An i-beam   
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steamsawyer

#73
October 25, 2012, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: POSTONLT40HD on October 24, 2012, 09:27:06 PM
Quote from: Okrafarmer on October 24, 2012, 09:16:21 PM
Quote from: hackberry jake on October 24, 2012, 11:43:05 AM
Quote from: Okrafarmer on October 23, 2012, 11:39:41 PM
What do sawyers wear to protect their head?

A Paul Case mustache!

No, that's just to protect their mouth.

To protect their heads, sawyers wear-- PITH HELMETS!

say_what


Okra, I concur...  It will either be this or my Harley Davidson cap.

  

 

Alan
J. A. Vance circular sawmill, 52" blade, powered by a 70 HP 9 1/2 x 10 James Leffel portable steam engine.

Inside this tired old mans body is just a little boy that wants to go out and play.

Great minds think alike.....  Does your butt itch too?

Alan Rudd
Steam Punk Extraordinaire.

oklalogdog

#74
October 25, 2012, 04:02:51 PM
"A family of four" lololol
Amateurs built the Ark - Professionals built the Titanic

TK 2000, TK 1220, Belsaw M14, John Deere 7610 with loader, Ford 9N.
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