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Funny Very Funny. I've created monsters.
« on: May 28, 2004, 08:44:28 AM »
O.K., Which one of my admins pulled da fast one? :D

G>R>I>T>S>  D>O>N>T> G>E>T> I>T>!!!

Our admins have been hanging out around me to long and picked up some of my feeble attempts at humor.

Type J>e>f>f> without da arrows
and you get Jeff

PANCAKE TOM
BEAVERTAIL KEVIN
CHETS A TROLL
RON W IS REALLY AMISH
RON SCOTT is innocent.
PAUL H HAS DULL PLANER KNIVES
Just call me the midget doctor.
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2004, 08:58:53 AM »
JEFF
J E F F
J/E/F/F

Hey, I like it.

Revenge is sweet.
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2004, 09:03:49 AM »
You actually need a space in front of-jeff to make it work

jeff
or jeff
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2004, 09:06:21 AM »
I'd like to extend a heart felt thank you to  the the fine administrators of the Forestry Forum for doing such a fine job and making this such a great place.  I sincerely appreciate the work yall do in making this the greatest forum on the web!
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2004, 09:13:00 AM »
 Jeff
What are you talking about? This thread makes no sense.
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Re: Funny Very Funny. I've created monsters.
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2004, 09:17:08 AM »
I'm strongly considering the appearence of

cktatertots  ;)
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2004, 09:18:23 AM »

Old Age and Treachery will outperform Youth and Inexperence. The thing is, getting older is starting to be painful.

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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2004, 09:22:04 AM »
Point proven. That bowl-o-grits has set there so long that it sprouted
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2004, 09:41:41 AM »
In some parts of this country they do not put that tar and pea gravel surface on the roads.

Why not??   :(  :(

Well, it seem they don't have enough pea gravel remaining and it just makes it so hard to get it back off when you need some GRITS.   ;D  ;D

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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2004, 11:45:06 AM »
Jeff ; whats the diff between grits and hog slop they both look the same to me

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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2004, 01:47:17 PM »
James :D, Although I have NO authority AT ALL to do so and am in extreme danger of being turned into a grit eating  tater'tot,  I am highly recommending  that hence forward we keep a close eye on you!!!!! :D :D :D  Grits are WAY too much of a delicacy to be throwing away to the hogs. ;D ;D ;D  I KNOW, I had them for breakfast!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2004, 02:55:03 PM »
The hogs?  
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2004, 03:04:20 PM »
The grits :D :D :D
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2004, 03:47:04 PM »
hogs likem  ;D ;D happy hogs=good bacon &ham :D :D

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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2004, 07:53:03 PM »
That's the way i like my grits. Feed them to the hog, then eat the hog. :D
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« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2004, 08:47:28 PM »
I'm wit ya Teach!   ;D
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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2004, 09:17:36 PM »
 :D  Well, I gotta admit, they're good that way, too. Ya can put'em in chicken, too.  In fact, they're good most any way ya fix'em, except raw. Gary, ya gotta cook'em at least a little bit.
:D :D :D
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« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2004, 09:39:55 PM »
Quote
PANCAKE TOM
BEAVERTAIL KEVIN
CHETS A TROLL
RON W IS REALLY AMISH
RON SCOTT is innocent.
PAUL H HAS DULL PLANER KNIVES



For some reason I keep working my way back to this statement. Why would Jeff accuse everyone except Ron Scott.  What am I missing here?



A BIT OF HISTORY
the New York Times, called grits "the first truly American food." Grits date as far back as 1607, when the colonists came ashore at Jamestown, Virginia. They were met by friendly Native Americans offering steaming hot bowls of "rockahominie," which was softened maize seasoned with salt and animal fat. It was here that our passion for grits was born.
Throughout the years, grits have developed into a comfort food that many families enjoy not only for breakfast, but as a delicious side dish for meals as well. Known as the "Southern oatmeal" before air conditioning was invented; grits were preferred over oatmeal because they could withstand the heat and humidity found in the South.

Grits have also been credited with getting many Southern families through the Depression Era of the 1930's. Since grits were plentiful and inexpensive, they were a blessing during this bleak time in America's history.

As times have changed, grits have evolved from a regional food often used for survival to a food of choice and comfort in many American homes. Their convenience and delicious taste have made them a favorite for busy moms and their children. Grits have also gone upscale, being featured on menus in many five-star restaurants throughout the country. ;D



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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2004, 04:13:50 AM »
I've got to admit that I've never been to a 5 star restaurant, but I've never seen grits listed at any of the 2, 3  or 4 star restaurants I've been to.

You will know that grits have made it as a staple when McDonald's markets them.  
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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2004, 06:21:55 AM »
It wasn't me, I didn't even see who did it.
In fact I was up in Canada when it happened.
You can't pin it on me.
I don't like mentioning names but it was probably Tom or Chet.


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